What have we here? 
It’s not what you think 
I’ve had time to consider my words 
And nothing to drink 
Caught in the act 
With sweat on my brow 
I knew sooner or later you’d find out 
So how about now? 

Don’t cry for your mother 
Don’t curse your discovery 
I don’t think any less of you 
There’s room in my heart for two 
Don’t call me your lover 
Don’t grudge me another one 
You shouldn’t let it bother you 
There’s room in my heart for two 

Don’t look surprised 
You had to suspect 
I’ve got way too much time on my hands 
What did you expect? 
To let me go 
Would be such a waste 
There are plenty of other girls happy 
To be in your place 

We’re all adults 
There’s no need to shout 
We can talk later on if you want 
I’m busy right now 
So run along 
Now be a dear 
Could you turn off the lights on your way out? 
I’m not finished here.