DON'T HIT TIM

(Opening dialogue)
TIM:  Yeah I'm supposed to believe like you were flying around in a flying saucer!  (laughs)  That's more than just a little lie, Bob!
BOB:  I can prove it!
TIM:  Let me see this!
BOB:  It's right here in the paper!
TIM:  Bob!  This newspaper is the National Big Liar!  You know who writes for this?  Pinnochio!
BOB:  Give that back Tim!
TIM:  No way Man!
BOB:  Give it back!
TIM:  (taunts:  hah hah)
BOB:  I'm gonna hit you man!  You better give that paper back!


Don't do it
BOB:  Whaahs that!
Don't do it
BOB:  Who said that!
Don't do it

Don't hit Tim 
'Cause you'll get hit right back
It may not be from Tim
But sooner or later - SMACK
You know it may not happen right away
But Baby you know that you are gonna pay
So don't do it 
Don't hit Tim

Some folks call it Karma
Others say reap what you sow
Whatever you do it comes back to you
Just check out this scenario

One day I was really mad
I took my rage out on my dad
I stole his hat when he didn't see
And buried it beneath the big oak tree

Did he hit you? (NO!)
Did he stamp his foot?
Did he lock you in your room for good?
Did he rant and rave and scream and shout?

"No.  He never found out."

(rubatto)
But one day I was wearing my favorite hat
One that I cherished and loved
But the wind stole my hat away from me
And took it to the top of that very same tree (Gasp!)

So - 

Don't hit Tim
'Cause you'll get hit right back
It may not be from Tim
But sooner or later - SMACK
You know it may not happen right away
But Baby you know that you are gonna pay
So don't do it
Don't do it
No don't do it

Don't hit Tim

BOB:	Ya know Tim!  All right.  You can keep the paper.
TIM:	Yeah?
BOB:	Yeah.  Check out page 12 there's a picture of a 3-headed gila monster in there.
TIM:	Wow!