Big Screen TV

“What kind of jerk drives a car like that?”
I ask as I pull away
It's been that kind of day
Nothing but frustration, aggravation
The freeway's a big parking lot
Oh, and it's August hot

When I get to my front door
I’ll know what I’ve been working for

My big screen TV
That works for me
At the end of the day
They can say what they may
This whole crazy town 
Won't get me down
When I am parked in front of  
My big screen TV

Those folks at work don’t do like I do
They go to bars to watch the game
Oh, but it’s not the same
I want the action but not the distraction
I won’t pay four bucks a glass
To see the winning pass

When I get to my front door
I’ll know what I’ve been working for

Chorus

High Def, DVD, 200 stations channeling
Surround-sound speakers built into the paneling
Fifty inches of flat liquid crystal screen
I’m at home in my space, it’s all so serene

Chorus