ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY…THIS IS LOVE
 Music & Lyrics by Regina Smoler  

I think he’s funny.
Quoting Bugs Bunny.
I never get my fill of 
The Rabbit of Seville
He laughs at my pun
But is he the one?
I might be absolutely, positively certain,
This is love…How serendipitous that

He digs sci-fi flicks
With outdated film tricks
That Star Wars can’t replace
Plan 9 from Outer Space
I seem to agree, 
With his POV
I could be absolutely, positively, certain,
This is love

We had so much in common
Meeting at the drugstore sale
On Echinacea
To think perchance a little cold
Might lead to more, like have and to hold Or so I’m told, that

He plays his L.P.’s
Never MP3’s
I think vinyl is divine 
Is this coincidence a sign?
It’s much too soon to celebrate
It’s likely just another date
We’ll see if this hypothesis concludes
That I’m absolutely, positively certain,
This is love… 

Disco is kitschy
We groove to Lionel Ritchie
We Hustle with the flair of a 
 Rogers and Astaire
We’re dancing, how great
We can both count to eight
I should be absolutely, positively certain
This is love…It’s so fortuitous that

He’s high on prana
And not marijuana
He’s into yoga too
Downward dog he likes to do
We talk like old friends and
I’m glad that he bends
I’m almost absolutely, positively certain
This is love                                                                                                                                                    

I’ll bet that he’s had miso
Although it wouldn’t be so strange
Or accidental
The things he likes are what I like.
I minored and he majored in psyche
A lucky strike
 
He howls at the Farside
The cow as the June bride
That Larsen is a hoot 
There is nothing to refute
I feel a tingle in my toes
Is this it?  Do you suppose?
There will be that magic when we kiss
Cause I’m absolutely, positively certain
This is love…