Spent all night waitin' for the great pumpkin 
What do you know? 
He didn't show 
What the hell, might as well 
Crawl back in my shell 

Spent all night waitin' for the second coming 
Wouldn't you know? 
He didn't show 
Ah what the hell, might as well 
Crawl back in my shell 

I'm not ashamed to admit 
I just can't play this game any more 
It's just I thought that it would be different than before 

Spent my pay, I hope to hit the Megamillions 
Same old report 
Two numbers short 
What the hell, might as well 
Crawl back in my shell 

Spent my day one man among six billion 
Idiots out in force 
Par for the course 
Go to hell, you know where I'll be 
Crawl back in my shell 

I'm not ashamed to admit 
I just can't play this game any more 
It's just I thought that it would be different than before 

Asked my girl for a little affection 
Nine times out of ten 
Headache again 
Ain't gonna yell, just as well 
In the shell 

Asked the world for a little attention 
Fifteen minutes of fame 
I guess I'm to blame 
Time will tell, wish me well 
I'm crawlin' back in my shell 

Aw, what the hell, might as well 
Crawl back in my shell