Help Desk Blues



Good morning help desk
What’s your problem today?
You turn on your computer
But you got no display
Are the wires plugged in,
Is the power turned on?
No power in your building?
Yes, I think that’s what’s wrong

I got those help desk blues
Talkin’ on that phone everyday
The masses are asses 
The users are losers
What am I to do?
I sit all alone 
I answer the phone
The help desk blues

Good morning help desk
What’s your problem today?
Can you ask a stupid question
You just did I say
There are no stupid questions
I say with a smile
It’s the people that are stupid
I’m thinkin’ all the while

Repeat Chorus

Good morning help desk
State your problem please
In the middle of an update
The screen, it did freeze
There was a message
To continue press any key
So what is the problem
You can’t find that “any” key

Repeat chorus