DK and The Magical Elf Fountain

Hey look at me, I'm a kid who loves to eat.
Spaghetti in my hair, and pairs on my feet. 
I could mow your lawn if you give me a steak.
Let's all go to DQ and grab an ice cream cake.
I know it's unhealthly but it doesn't matter to me,
If you eat an apple, I'll eat one and the tree.

Peanut butter, bacon, birds, all this food gives me the squirts,
I ate so much and now it hurts.  Oi!  Oi!  Oi!
Fruits and veggies, grande meal, green banana, and the peel,
Oscar Meyer makes me squeal.  Oi!  Oi!  Oi!

Let's go pick some cherries, do you own a truck?
I'll take some mashed potatoes with my sweet corn and roast duck.
Hey who cut the cheese, because I'd like a piece.
14 billion burgers in my bathtub of grease.
I know it's unhealthly but it doesn't matter to me,
If you eat an apple, I'll eat one and the tree.

Peanut butter, bacon, birds, all this food gives me the squirts,
I ate so much and now it hurts.  Oi!  Oi!  Oi!
Fruits and veggies, grande meal, green banana, and the peel,
Oscar Meyer makes me squeal.  Oi!  Oi!  Oi!