My Asian Sweetheart

Saw Kunsman just the other day
He got a little lost, got lost on the freeway
E.T., Kunsman, one in the same
Just like Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare's lame.

Kunsman's gonna be on AFV
Lit his balls on fire, must see TV
He got the same initials as Donkey Kong
Man don't use your fingers, use the tongs

With a walk so fine and a run so phat
Yo keep the change, I don't want none back.
Up chuck to the back, now move real slow
On my way to get a slushie at Amoco

Dave is Asian, not caucasian
Not Malaysian, Dave's just Asian
European, Euro-kidding
North Korean? Don't be silly.

Keepin' up with my beat, B.A. to the max
J-J-Just like rewind, xam eht ot .A.B.
Didn't know tough eyebrows dignified a soul
Keep your pants on, I don't want to see a mole
That looks like a bunny on LSD
Don't care what you say, didn't get it from me.
If originality means drinking a pop
Then prepare for the harvest as conformist crop
That's crop with an 'o', not crap with an 'a'
Pay attention, it's clever, do what we say!
As I fade out, like I first fade in
Thou shalt not do what remains a sin.
Now dig it!
Understand?

Take Kunsman back to his home
Take him back to expel some foam.
What does that mean you ask yourself?
It is something naughty, or concerning health?
What do you get when you cross two breeds?
Is it chaos or peace, pieces in between?
Irrevelance doesn't mean a thing
Cause we got the dough,
Yeah, we got the bling bling.