King Kong discovered the Golden Girl in 1859 
Protected her from the jungle creatures and kept the girl in line
He said, "Golden Girl, you can put your trust in me, but don't leave my side."
She agreed reluctantly, but she refused to lose her pride
She remained attached to him, no, she never went far from home
She obeyed with an occasional outburst, but she wasn't quite ready to roam
 
King Kong kept warning her of the savages inland
Down the path from their jungle hut on the untamed Isle of Man
But King saw before too long as the Golden Girl began to bloom,
She tried running with a painted face on when the drum began to boom
 
            The jungle drum began to boom
            The Golden Girl began to bloom
            The King was stressed, her innocence was doomed
 
King roared his threats like thunder, but the girl refused to hear it
She stood tall, no, she wouldn't go under, and he admired her for her spirit
Golden Girl wasn't all grown up yet, but she began to wander
Far from the safety of her jungle home now, where Kong grew hot and bothered
So King Kong set out on the warpath, he was on patrol
Had to put in place his little Golden Girl, no, he didn't want to lose control
 
            The King displayed his royalty
            The Girl betrayed his loyalty
            She disappeared, the King he feared the worst
            The jungle drum began to pound
            He knew she ran right for the sound
            He covered up his ears and spat a curse
 
The Golden Girl stumbled home the next day, quite aware of what awaited
Her only path to the outside world now guarded, bricked, and gaited
King Kong was determined to teach her a lesson she'd not forget
King Kong was determined to keep her his obedient precious pet
No contact with the natives, stay out of their bungalows
All they want to do is poke and prod you - it's wild seed they sow
 
            The King maintained authority
            She's not to cross his boundary
            His principle's invincible and just
            And when that drum began to boom
            That girl was locked inside a room
            She's wholesome clean, and quarantined from lust
 
Late one night, unexpected, the Golden Girl caught a glimpse
King Kong himself was spying on the maidens and the nymphs
Suddenly she was all grown up, she knew she'd take off even farther
She said "This jungle hut it ain't my home, and King Kong - he ain't my father"