Hilarious, tongue-in-cheek Cabaret song warning about the need for "protection". Very much in the style of the famous "Jonathan and Darlene" comedy albums recorded by Jo Stafford and Paul Weston in the 1960s. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
An entertaining song with advice for men: what to say to those ridiculous questions from your loved one like "Does this dress make me look fat?" This song would fit in well with a quirky romantic comedy or parody. Female Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
With fun, humorous lyrics set to the tune of Amazing Grace, this song is a vent about the trials and tribulations of teaching sarcastic adolescent boys. Its anthemic yet lighthearted rant would enhance a comedic film about teaching or education. Female Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Love song parody, heart-broken musician grieves over his sad history with inept drummers and imagines ‘The drummer of my dreams. “He won’t be hostile, He won’t take drugs. He won’t drop cigarette butts on my rugs” ’ Male voice and piano. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
You know the guy you can’t get rid of? Who won’t take a hint? Darkly humorous, Gladstone’s acerbic wit reveals what it feels like to be unwanted, disrespected, and left out. “Adhesive Steve, the guest who wouldn’t leave” is a character everyone recognizes, feels sorry for, and tries to avoid being. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Rock
Sci-Fi epic based on the classic movie The Day The Earth Stood Still. Contest finalist sponsored by the Mars Society. The perfect song for a sci-fi nightclub. Female vocals accompany background music and disco beats. Ideal for soundtracks and other media. Female Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Upbeat electronic dance track with a pumping bass & drums but with a Yodelling male vocal over the top. Fun & amusing track, good for any project requiring a whimsical theme. Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Extremely silly, fun & comical track with cartoon noises & effects as the rhythm track & an Italian sounding male vocal saying "Okey Dokey". Good for any project requiring a humours theme tune. Spoken Word, Comedy, Novelty Songs
A cool comedy Jazz track in the style of the big swing bands from the 30's and 40's all about food! If you need to convey food, eating, or a meal in your visual productions then this is the right track for you! Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
In this fast and frenzied Christmas song, nervous moms and dads express their growing concerns about the perils of celebrating the holiday season. Features a tense and stressed, paranoid ensemble cast performance over a frantic, chaotic backdrop of distorted guitars, electric bass and driving drums. Mixed Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
This is not a SQUARE DANCE. It's a song ABOUT square dance. Taking the ukulele into totally new places, this is about an Australian square dance in the 1970's, but will translate to American too. Film and TV documentaries and history definitely. Advertising? Be creative!! Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
A UKULELE REGGAE. Caribbean party music for colourful beach scenes or advertising Rum or clothing or any paraphernalia associated with beach side, pirates, palm trees, tropical fruit drinks, Caribbean Airlines. A "singable" song that lends itself to repeat adverts. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Reggae & Ska
Putting your foot in your mouth. Romantic comedy. The singer's day goes completely downhill after he breaks up with his girlfriend. Great for a humorous dream sequence. The character insults a cop, his lawyer, a judge then ends up in a jail cell with a 400 pound guy named Bubba. He insults him too. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
Hip hop beat under satirical lyrics about television. Male Vocals. You gotta hear this! Crazy, fun, wild -- cute! Frat party, beer bust, news energize. Hip get-down music, out on the dance floor! Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
Rockin' country with male vocal and spectacular lyric that's hard to beat. Memorable lyric and authentic feel. This one's fun.. Just right for In Store Play, Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Pop
High priced whore, Country style! But nice girl too! Margo's story classic country, but with guts, she takes this dummy who is telling the story for all he's worth... Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Country
Broadway or comedy feel good number. Funny take at being married as opposed to single. Grass is always greener for this gal who can't get it right in either position. Talk about baggage. Serial daters. Performed by J. Faye. Female Vocals, Comedy, Comic SongCaution: Mature Lyrics
Humorous number about a shop-a-holic who buys so much, she has to go back and return it next day (after she's worn it, of course) Vocal by Judy Faye, (husband late great comedienne Joey Faye), Female Vocals, Comedy, Comic SongCaution: Mature Lyrics
A latin-funk groove, with intelligent double entendre lyrics. Lyrics are spoken a la Issaac Hayes in Shaft. Especially good for potitcal satire.
Funky horns enter toward the end. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
A latin-funk groove, with intelligent double entendre lyrics. This version only has the backing vocals & band. Especially good for potitcal satire.
Funky horns enter toward the end. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
"The Ballad of Paris Hilton" is a song parody inspired by the recent antics of the Hilton family socialite and heiress-apparent to the family's hotel chain and real estate dynasty. Our arrangement features a male vocal performance backed by acoustic piano, acoustic bass, and drums. Male Vocals, Comedy, Parody Music
A kooky, funny, zany track with light vocals (entering at 1:14) singing only the words "dumb". Sounds like circus, nickelodeon, amusement park, merry-go-round music. Great for tons of parody or comedy scenes where the characters have less than stellar IQs. Also great for SNL sketch, indie, & PSAs. Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
The IRS, under our U. S. Constitution, cannot legally require information on 1040 returns from individuals. That is why the IRS continually refers to the income tax as "voluntary". There is no statute that makes a person liable or responsible to pay the income tax either... Do some research... Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
Jackie Gleason sings about bowling in a hip-hop song. Let's eat, drink, be merry, the public be damned! Who cares what others think of me or how I dress or look? I'm not trying to impress them, and I'm damn proud of it, too. Bring on the chewin' tobacco! Watch this delivery, here comes a strike! Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
A light-hearted tune with a slight country feel about going on a trip when everything goes wrong. Cheesy synth bounce with male vocals singing with a night clubby swoon about going to a new place and meeting a new leader. Funny and goofy for comedy traveling scenes or leaving your troubles behind. Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Cockney monologue over a relaxed inebriated backing featuring acoustic guitar and trombonishness. Very suitable for rounding the night off after a night of heavy indulgence. Nice and easy does it as the dawn approaches and sleep beckons. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Pop
This is a really, really weird song with very, very, very strange lyrics a la John Lennon in 'I Am The Walrus' kind of reticent gobbledygookness, but you never know when you're going to need an idiosyncratic track to accentuate a bizarre scene, emotion, feeling or vibe. Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
LOL Bluegrass driven Comedy, tongue-in-cheek track that sings about our facination with the female form, especially Breasts. You can call them boobs, boobies, titties, tattahs, hooters, Winabagos, or Golden Bozos, and it all comes down to this: God made those magic mammories, so let's enjoy the gift, Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy BluegrassCaution: Explicit Lyrics
This is all in good fun, a comedy track a la Adam Sandler, so it's a little edgy, a little raw, almost raunchy, but not really, just poking fun at friend, and we know how friends can sometimes be, somewhat needy, sometimes greedy, other times gross and overbearing, or is that my uncle Heinous? Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Country
Old-timey jazz style song with a kitschy male vocal, features piano, guitar and percussion with a vintage scratchy record sound. Lyrics sing about the joys of dancing the tango anytime or anywhere, whether in a club or on the beach. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
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