Ultimate Sound (Comedy Tracks)


Country: USA

Celebrating its 17th year of creativity, with such diverse clients as Disney, Universal Studios and BBC, Ultimate Sound concentrates on action, music and intense sound effects for your film, video, game or TV productions.  From Industrial to Sci Fi, Comedy or Horror – it’s all here!
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"SILENCE, YOU NINNY" - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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48394 0:02   


AYAAYAYA RIGHTY THEN ! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5435 0:06   


YOU ARE UGLY WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Insult--Ugly when angry, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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168193 0:02   


YOU BUTTSNIFFER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Flat faced buttsniffer, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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166860 0:02   


HES A FEW TACOS SHORT OF A COMBINATION PLATE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Hes a few tacos short of a combination plate, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65778 0:05   


TONIGHT'S TOPIC IS MARIJUANA ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11883 0:05   


SOMETHING CAME OUT OF YOUR BUTT.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3748 0:05   


AW, YA BUM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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24139 0:02   


YOU BITCH1 - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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26536 0:01   


"SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE SLUT" - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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11521 0:02   


INTO THE GUTTER WITH THE SCUM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Gutter insult, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167410 0:04   


DEATH LOSES ITS STING.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound A Chat with you and death loses its sting. Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167038 0:03   


FEMALE: YOU ROTTEN KEYBOARD HUMPING...CYBHOBE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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3891 0:06   


YOUR MOTHER SURE DRESSES YOU FUNNY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Your mother sure dresses you funny, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65568 0:04   


LISTEN BUTTFACE, IM IN NO MOOD.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Angry man--Listen buttface, Im in no mood to deal... Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65358 0:04   


KISS MY ENTIRE ASS! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Kiss my entire ass, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65228 0:04   


SOL: BOY OH BOY, I REALLY DID IT GOOD THIS TIME. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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21728 0:04   


MALE: YOU'VE GOT THE BRAIN OF A FOUR YEAR OLD BOY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7342 0:03   


TWO BEERS, BARTENDER. I'LL TAKE TWO BEER, TOO. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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23946 0:03   


SORRY I... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4118 0:03   


WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR THUMB UP YOUR BUTT? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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30099 0:02   


YOU'RE ABOUT AS POPULAR AS RUGBURN! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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18451 0:02   


I GOTTA GO PEE. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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22621 0:02   


HE HAD FLOWN OFF SO GAILY, CUTTING A CAPER. TO FL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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27516 0:16   


AND TODAY ON AND YET IT LIVES MEET SIMIAN PATHETIC - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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18798 0:31   


POST OFFICE SUPERVISOR "I WOULDN'T LAY ANYBODY OFF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13294 0:09   


YELLOW, HAT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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16322 0:07   


JEFF FOX: IF YOU GO TO THE FAMILY REUNION TO MEED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25248 0:06   


LINDA AND I BOTH FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT ANIMAL RIGHTS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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26169 1:19   


MALE:I AM BEING TREATED WELL ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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28526 0:17   


YOU GUYS ARE GREAT...NEIL AND BOB...IS THAT WHAT Y - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8223 0:05   


YOU NEVER SEE A PICTURE OF MARGARET TATCHER SHOPP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8250 0:05   


... THIS IS WHAT'S KNOW IN THE TRADE AS PUTTING TH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11196 0:49   


AND THAT'S THE WAY....SUICIDE...BACK YOU UP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5770 0:07   


CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG AND YOU HAVE A CHOICE BETW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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26203 0:12   


JUST THINK, TONIGHT WHEN THE MOON IS SNEAKING AROU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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15136 0:15   


... I WAS JUST TRYING TO ISOLATE THE WORDS THAT AR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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16852 0:27   


JEFF FOX: IF YOU PREFER TO WALK THE EXCESS LENGTH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25239 0:08   


WELL, HERE WE HAVE DUFF, DUFF LIGHT ... NEWEST FL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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27961 0:06   


AL, TIPPER AND BILL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Al, Tipper and Bill, Comedy,
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63149 1:34   


IT'S NOT THE SPEED SO MUCH ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12682 0:07   


THIS LINE IS FOR TICKET HOLDERS ONLY..... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2836 1:07   


FEMALE: ATTENDANT, I WOULD LIKE SOME GAS ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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23511 0:09   


LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS THE WOMAN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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20658 0:12   


NOW, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO CANCER... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7413 0:10   


I HAVE BEEN TO... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4148 0:13   


JEFF FOX: IF YOU'VE EVER FINANCED A TATOO ... , Y - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25247 0:09   


HOW DO YOU MAKE A DOG....BANDSAW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5845 0:06   


SINGLE. S I N G L E. STAY INTOXICATED NIGHTLY, G - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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26190 0:07   


CHILD-CHRIS-TELLS A JOKE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Child tells a joke, Comedy,
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61099 0:17   




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