Ultimate Sound (Comedy Tracks)


Country: USA

Celebrating its 17th year of creativity, with such diverse clients as Disney, Universal Studios and BBC, Ultimate Sound concentrates on action, music and intense sound effects for your film, video, game or TV productions.  From Industrial to Sci Fi, Comedy or Horror – it’s all here!
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MAYBE WE COULD LIVE WITHOUT THE WISE CRACKS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Maybe we could live without the wise cracks, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65783 0:05   


FEMALE: HELLO, OPERATOR, CAN YOU GIVE ME THAT 911 - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7377 0:07   


BARNEY SINGING AND SHOT WITH GLASS BREAKING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3547 0:14   


FEMALE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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57362 0:03   


GET AWAY FROM ME! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Get away from me, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65782 0:01   


A FAGGOT LIKE YOU, WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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12119 0:05   


AHH, IRCS FAVORITE SLUT HAS ARRIVED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Ahh, IRCs favorite channel slut has arrived, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65215 0:04   


HES FULL OF SHIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Hes full of shit, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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64224 0:01   


HES FULL OF SHIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Hes full of shit, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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62905 0:01   


LAUGH ALL YOU CAN, MONKEY BOY.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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11391 0:03   


LIE DETECTOR SKIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25395 0:28   


MALE--"SHUT UP, ALL YOU DO IS MAKE NOISE" - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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48392 0:04   


IF YOUR DAD WALKS YOU TO SCHOOL...SAME GRADE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25979 0:09   


MALE: STUPID, WORTHLESS, RETARDED, BIGMOUTH, KNOW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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18180 0:10   


CLINTON - IN THE WORD OF..... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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2853 1:38   


I AM GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD, AND...... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65303 0:04   


AHH! WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT. (CANNED LAUGHTER) - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8512 0:08   


SHIRLEY TEMPLE ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3227 0:21   


YOU BASTARDS!! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Mad guy--You bastards, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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166677 0:06   


YOU STILL HERE? GO HOME - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Man saying Go home, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167348 0:05   


FEMALE YELLING BAD SEVERAL TIMES - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Female yelling BAD, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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63885 0:04   


FEMALE: IT'S BULL-SHIT; EVERYTHING WITH YOU IS BU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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18184 0:03   


WHAT A LOSER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound man--what a loser, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65574 0:02   


IF THE MOST COMMON PHRASE HEARD IN YOUR HOUSE IS . - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13635 0:12   


I'M GONNA RIP... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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4045 0:03   


YOU JACKASS! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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18185 0:02   


THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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15208 0:05   


DUBTHEATER COMMERCIAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2915 1:22   


YOU'RE A LYING PIECE OF SHIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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18287 0:02   


DAFFY IMPERSONATION--YOURE DESPICABLE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You're despicable, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167047 0:03   


I WORE 'EM ONCE, THEY SUCK, I DIDN'T GET LAID... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7690 0:04   


IM BIGGER THAN YOU, HIGHER ON THE FOOD CHAIN!! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Im bigger than you, higher on the food chain, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65585 0:04   


SO, ARE YOU CHINESE OR JAPANESE? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11237 0:35   


YOU ARE A PERVERT!! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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38691 0:02   


DONT SIT ON ME, FAT...... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Dont sit on me, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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61014 0:03   


IF ELECTED MAYOR, WILL KILL THE LOT OF YA..... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Man threatening town if elected Mayor, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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168251 0:07   


IF YOU CAN BURP AND SAY YOUR NAME AT THE SAME TIME - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13646 0:11   


MEOW MIX CAT MEETS A BOOT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12020 0:05   


BE A DICKHEAD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You be a dickhead, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167056 0:07   


DING DONG...AMERICAN BIMBO COLLECTION - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2789 1:10   


GIRL GIVING ADVICE--EAT ME - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Girl giving advice, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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63912 0:04   


BITE ME, DOUGH BOY! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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3656 0:02   


"TAKES HIS PEANUT OF A COCK..." - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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13063 0:12   


ARRE YOU TOTALLY DERANGED? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Are you totally deranged? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65729 0:03   


HERE IS SOMETHING NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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10385 0:15   


THAT THING NEEDS MORE POWER ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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14957 0:03   


YOU ARE QUASI EVIL... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You're quasi evil, semi evil, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167931 0:12   


A SARCASTIC THANK YOU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Saarcastic Thank you, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65771 0:05   


I WAS ONCE WALKING IN THE FOREST ALONE...TREE FELL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4794 0:06   


YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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10651 0:06   




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