There goes my best friend
His name is Gunner and he is my dog
Why won't he come to me when I call?

He sits but he won't "shake a paw"
He won't roll over but he'll fetch a ball but
Why won't he bring it back to me?

Gunner's runnin' around the bend
I think he's got him a new girlfriend
He sure is livin' high on the hog
Gunner yeah, he is my dog
Whoa woe, whoa woe, yeah

Every day we go for a walk
Maybe 3 times around the block
Man I swear he pee's on every tree that he see's, yeah
Every now and again he gets loose
Terrorizes the whole neighborhood
Chasing' squirrels up and down the trees, yeah

Gunner's runnin' around the bend
I think he found him a new girlfriend
He sure is livin' high on the hog
Gunner yeah, he is my dog
Whoa woe, whoa woe, yeah

He paces back and forth
He’d really like to eat the cat
I wish that I could assure you
He won't do that, no, no
He won't do that, no no no

Gunner's runnin' around the bend
I think he found him a new girlfriend
He sure is livin' high on the hog
Gunner yeah, he is my dog
Whoa woe, whoa woe, yeah