I got a message for all of you in these tough times.
You know, they call economics “the dismal science” but
I’m gonna lay it on y’all in a language I am quite certain you will all appreciate.

(Verse 1):

When your infrastructure just ain’t growing
Your fiduciary media just isn’t flowing
You need stimulation, 
From my package, 
My stimulation package 
When your industry is going kaputt
And you just can’t keep that stock market index up,  
You just need stimulation, 
From my package,
My stimulation package.

(bridge)

You feel ashamed of those market imperfections,
And you’re worried ‘bout lack of industry protection,
Just relax and receive a huge fiscal injection,
From my package, 
It’s stimulating, 
My stimulation package

(Verse 2) 

Afraid that you might soon be out of work
What you need’s an enormous serving of pork
From my package, 
It’s stimulating, 
My stimulation package.
You worry about a recessional abyss
Time for you to de-fe-cit on this!
His  Package, 
En espagnol,
paquete de estímulo – work on that…
(bridge)
You feel your market signals may have been misled,
And you can’t consume now, gotta try to keep your head, 
You complain this time of month you’re far too in the red
You still need stimulation,
Ig-pay Atin-lay!
Imulation-stay Ackage-pay
 (Coda )
Stimulate this!
How ‘bout I just balance your trade a l’il, 
You know I don’t play laissez faire
How ‘bout a little trickle down theory
You gonna be feeling the multiplier effect any time soon.
Yeah, you gotta keep Gross Domestic Product gross!
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