CALL OF THE MALL
(Toberman-Kubera)

It was getting late.. it was 12:24
And I told my date
We gotta go to the store
We’ll go out shopping the business is hoppin’
that’s when I heard the call
of the shoppin’ mall

So I told my honey
I ain't got no money
And I rather be dead
than to ask you for bread
So we went to the bank
with a robot teller
and it gobbled up my card
and said computer error

“O damn that computer”
said my gal gettin’ cuter
‘cause she gets real cute
about the question of loot
You better buy me 
where the business is hoppin’
that’s when I heard the call
of the shoppin’ mall

So I told my honey
I ain't got much money
And I’d rather be dead than
ask you for bread ?         
you ain’t my man if you doesn’t
So I swallowed real hard
and grabbed my credit card


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Mastercard & Visa
I’d do anything to please ya
just sign on the line
and you can pay-on-time
Don’t start ‘till Feb-U-Ary

And as my baby knows
we purchasehing to please ya
just sign on the line
and you can pay-on-time
Don’t sd all we could carry
that’s how this rap goes.

We got towels for Aunt Lena
we got a vacuum cleaner
We got some toys for her kid
we got some tape for the vid
And when things get messy
We got some rags that are dressy
I said “Baby let’s quit while I still got a dollar”
But she decided to split
and I started to holler
“baby, baby,Baby,Baby,Baby”

It was getting late.. it was 12:24
And I told my date
We gotta go to the store
We’ll go out shopping
where the business is hoppin’
that’s when I heard the call
of the shoppin’ mall