Wrinkles! They are an inevitable part of growing old that middle-aged women dread. This song is a humorous hit on the wrinkle creams with a positive spin on growing old gracefully, enjoying grandchildren and realizing that old age is a gift from God. Great song for a birthday or retirement party. Female Vocals, Pop, Pop Oldies
Track Summary Music Track Title: Nothin' I Can Do About the Wrinkles Catalog ID: 543940 ISRC: US5UL1228827
Description: Wrinkles! They are an inevitable part of growing old that middle-aged women dread. This song is a humorous hit on the wrinkle creams with a positive spin on growing old gracefully, enjoying grandchildren and realizing that old age is a gift from God. Great song for a birthday or retirement party.
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Extended Properties Duration: 4:42
Arrangement: Duo / Duet Instruments: Piano, Violin, Vocals, Contralto Voice, Mezzo Soprano Voice Vocal Mix: Female Vocals Language: English
Use Restrictions: Use in pornographic, x-rated, sexually stimulating or similar productions prohibited Use in satan-worship, devil worship, anti-religion or similar extreme productions prohibited Use in products or productions advocating racial, sexual or similar discrimination or bias prohibited Use in productions featuring violence, gore, torture or similar mayhem prohibited
Styles: 2010s (MMX), Broadway & Theatre, Choral / Choir, Comedy, Comedy / Family, Drama / Mature, Fashion Show, Gospel Hour, Party / General, Religious
Lyrical Topics: Age, Birthday, Old, Women / Woman, Celebration
CHORUS: There's nothin' I can do about the wrinkles They're with me till the day I die. There's nothin' I can do about the wrinkles It won't do any good to try, so Next time I look into the mirror, I'll chuckle at the face I see. There's nothin' I can do about the wrinkles They're God's latest fashion for me!
Should I be tempted to buy a cream That would recreate the face of my dreams? Turn back the clock, reverse the gears, Return me to my teenage years? Elasticize my sagging chin Restore my alluring dimples.... If it really worked; if it did the trick, It might bring back my pimples! SING CHORUS
Should I be tempted to stop and look At the cosmetic counter's makeover nook? That cute little gal in the size 2 jeans Hasn't got a clue what aging means! She'd plaster me with mud that cracks, Rub in essential oils. If it really works, if it does the trick, Would it make me a brand new girl?
BRIDGE: Avon's calling, Mary Kay Please don't visit me today. Now I've learned there's not a race To see who has the youngest face Cover Girl and Estee Lauder I'm content, so please don't bother. INSTRUMENTAL
Should I shell out fifty bucks an ounce When the formula's free that'll give me a bounce? Like tossin' a ball to my grandbaby boy? The giggles and the wiggles that generate joy? Re-emphasize those smile lines Crows feet are showy wrinkles! For with every glance, they only enhance Sparklin' eyes that twinkle! SING CHORUS
Extended Keywords: elasticize sagging chin restore alluring dimples pimples complete makeover size 2 jeans mud plaster essential oils brand new girl Avon's calling Mary Kay youngest Cover Girl Estee Lauder content contentment $50 an ounce free bounce tossing a ball grandbaby boy girl giggles wiggles generate joy smile lines showy glance enhance sparkling eyes that twinkle piano violin female harmony show tune vanity gray hair assisted living retirement party music return to teenager 70 80 90 nonagenarian little old lady geriatrics plastic surgeon dying