Hysterically, funny song featuring a male vocal, a comic Johnny Cash. If you like the Blue Collar Comedians, you'll like this song! Winner in Broadjam's funny song contest! Country rock band accompanies male vocals. This comedy parody is ideal for soundtracks, television, commercials, and more. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
Track Summary Music Track Title: The Martha Stewart Gene ( Male Version) Catalog ID: 263122 ISRC: US5UL0712174
Description: Hysterically, funny song featuring a male vocal, a comic Johnny Cash. If you like the Blue Collar Comedians, you'll like this song! Winner in Broadjam's funny song contest! Country rock band accompanies male vocals. This comedy parody is ideal for soundtracks, television, commercials, and more.
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Styles: Club / Bar / Lounge, Comedy, Comedy / Slapstick, Entertainment, Flash Animation, Honky Tonk, Indie, Party / General, Road Trip, Rural / Country
Lyrical Topics: Alcohol, Car / Cars, Devotion, Reality, Street
The Martha Stewart Gene (male version) By Regina Smoler
My girl is fried country crock She robs gas station Quick Stops In a tube top, shorts, an’ work boots She’s a regular on Cops I miss her so when she’s in jail it depresses me (that’s her officer, 3rd. from the right) But I have a ball on conjugal calls when I hear her scream (EEE- come here you son of a gun… where’s my turkey pot pie) She can wrestle a hog in mud I ain’t talkin’ bout her mama There’s blood hound in her blood She could sniff out Osama Her beard grows natural, she don’t wax dem hedges She ain’t been to beauty school, She don’t know what Pledge is (But she graduated truck school)
CHORUS Hell yeah, she bawdy Her degree’s Mama Cum Laude But I like my sugar raw and unrefined Warm and dirty beats cold and clean Don’t want a domestic queen I’m glad she ain’t got The Martha Stewart Gene It’s a good thing…
I’m the king of our trailer She feeds me like a god Servin’ me burnt offerings I just Pray it ain’t the dog There’s daisies growin’ in the toilets she got from the dump And her uncle is my brother-in-law, looks like Forest Gump (They love chewin’ tobacci together)
(spoken) It’s a good thing there’s no deep end in her gene pool. I ain’t eatin’ what I can’t pronounce Es-Car-What? Spam and beans, that’s who I am. No need to redecorate the trailer Nuthin’ better than my skunk centerpiece, a wedding gift from the taxidermist, my beer cap Elvis figurines, my Dogs Playing Poker velvet picture hangin’ above mama’s autographed bible what she autographed it herself
Chorus Here’s to imperfection These girls ain’t paintin’ their house of corrections Don’t need no high class broad messin’ up their cells Warm and dirty beats cold and clean Who wants a domestic queen? I’m glad they ain’t got, They ain’t somethin’ that they’re not I’m glad my baby ain’t got The Martha Stewart Gene It’s a good thing!
Extended Keywords: Larry the Cable Guy's goddess, my gal is regular on Cops, I love hearin' her scream, she's bawdy, raw and unrefined, ain't no domestic queen, fun, beer, party