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The Maestro

Home: Brisbane, Queensland Australia

The Maestro wishes to remain fairly anonymous... at least for now. Usually a more serious composer/musician, he now dabbles in funny ringtones. The Maestro does have a multiple personality disorder though, and when his alter ego surfaces (the composer known as Sylpheera) music of a more serious nature is produced. Sylpheera's profile and music can also be found on this website.

Genres for This Artist

Vocal Tracks (1) Sound Effects (13)

Music Genres For The Maestro
Cartoon | Childrens | Dramatic |

Sound Effect Genres For The Maestro
Ringtone |

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DJ GASEOUSX (by The Maestro ) Composed: 2009

Ever heard a DJ with a gas problem? Here's your chance! More gold from the Maestro. Instrumental, Dramatic Music, Whimsical Music

BURPLICITY (by The Maestro ) Composed: 2009

The great Miles Davis composed the track- Boplicity. Listen to the Maestro's spectacular burpy, farty tribute. Instrumental, Dramatic Music, Whimsical Music

IN THE BOWEL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING (by The Maestro ) Composed: 2009

You've heard the original version by Edvard Grieg, now listen to the Maestro's updated mix! Instrumental, Childrens Music, Childrens Instrumentals, Edvard Grieg

DANCE FROM THE WINDCRACKER SUITE (by The Maestro ) Composed: 2009

"Tchaikovsky re-discovered. An excellent new interpretation of the work. Thank you Maestro!" - Fart/Burp enthusiast magazine, Instrumental, Cartoon Music, Cartoon Orchestral Contemporary, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

MOZART'S EINE KLEINE BURPENMUSIK (by The Maestro )

What would happen if Mozart ate too many beans before a concert? The Maestro shows us in brilliant fashion! Ringtones, Burp Tones

BEETHOVEN'S FARTY 5TH (by The Maestro ) Composed: 2009

An excerpt from Beethoven's 5th symphony, with farts and burps (of course), from the Maestro's stunning collection. Instrumental, Dramatic Music, Whimsical Music, Ludwig van Beethoven

JINGLE SMELLS (by The Maestro )

This is Jingle Bells arranged for those who like to be politically incorrect. The high-brow accompaniment mixed with low-brow 'vocal' is simply mesmerising. Leave your manners and good taste and at the door before listening to this one! Ringtones, Wacky ringtones

THRASHIN' WITH THE FARTMEISTER (by The Maestro )

"I knew there was something missing from our band's sound. The Maestro has shown us the way." -Kink Harrett (guitarist from the band Metal-licker), Ringtones, Music ringtones

GASTROPEDIE (by The Maestro )

"I've never heard a more touching rendition of Satie's famous work." -Burp virtuoso monthly, Ringtones, Burp Tones

BURPLICITY (by The Maestro )

The great Miles Davis composed the track- Boplicity. Listen to the Maestro's spectacular burpy, farty tribute. Ringtones, Burp Tones

MOZART'S EINE KLEINE BURPENMUSIK (by The Maestro )

What would happen if Mozart ate too many beans before a concert? The Maestro shows us in brilliant fashion! Ringtones, Fart ringtones

IN THE BOWEL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING (by The Maestro )

You've heard the original version by Edvard Grieg, now listen to the Maestro's updated mix! Ringtones, Fart ringtones

DANCE FROM THE WINDCRACKER SUITE (by The Maestro )

"Tchaikovsky re-discovered. An excellent new interpretation of the work. Thank you Maestro!" - Fart/Burp enthusiast magazine, Ringtones, Fart ringtones

'TSMELLS FUNKY! (by The Maestro )

"What the?!?... This groove is so strong you can smell it. Check it out now!" -The Funk, soul Brother. Ringtones, Fart ringtones

STINK 182 (by The Maestro )

"you've done it again Maestro, work your magic!"-local cab driver, Ringtones, Fart ringtones

DJ GASEOUSX (by The Maestro )

Ever heard a DJ with a gas problem? Here's your chance! More gold from the Maestro. Ringtones, Fart ringtones

RASTA-FARTIAN (by The Maestro )

"The funniest ringtones I've heard in years!" -some guy on the street, Ringtones, Fart ringtones

BEETHOVEN'S FARTY 5TH (by The Maestro )

An excerpt from Beethoven's 5th symphony, with farts and burps (of course), from the Maestro's stunning collection. Ringtones, Fart ringtones

TOILET TROUBLE (by The Maestro )

DJ GaseousX is at it again! 'nuff said. Ringtones, Fart ringtones

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