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The Maestro


Home: Brisbane, Queensland Australia   

The Maestro wishes to remain fairly anonymous... at least for now. Usually a more serious composer/musician, he now dabbles in funny ringtones. The Maestro does have a multiple personality disorder though, and when his alter ego surfaces (the composer known as Sylpheera) music of a more serious nature is produced. Sylpheera's profile and music can also be found on this website.


Genres for This Artist Vocal Tracks (1)    Sound Effects (13)   
Music Genres For The Maestro
Cartoon | Childrens | Dramatic |

Sound Effect Genres For The Maestro
Ringtone |


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DJ GASEOUSX   (by The Maestro )  Year: 2009
The Maestro Ever heard a DJ with a gas problem? Here's your chance! More gold from the Maestro. Instrumental, Dramatic, Whimsical Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Bed - Dramatic, Whimsical Music
362628 0:22 Med Fast 130   

MOZART'S EINE KLEINE BURPENMUSIK   (by The Maestro )
The Maestro What would happen if Mozart ate too many beans before a concert? The Maestro shows us in brilliant fashion! Ringtone,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Ringtone,
357685 0:31   

BURPLICITY   (by The Maestro )  Year: 2009
The Maestro The great Miles Davis composed the track- Boplicity. Listen to the Maestro's spectacular burpy, farty tribute. Instrumental, Dramatic, Whimsical Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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30sec - Dramatic, Whimsical Music
362626 0:29 Medium 124   

IN THE BOWEL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING   (by The Maestro )  Year: 2009
The Maestro You've heard the original version by Edvard Grieg, now listen to the Maestro's updated mix! Instrumental, Childrens, Childrens Instrumentals, Edvard Grieg
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Bed - Childrens, Childrens Instrumentals
362630 0:36 Medium 112   

THRASHIN' WITH THE FARTMEISTER   (by The Maestro )
The Maestro "I knew there was something missing from our band's sound. The Maestro has shown us the way." -Kink Harrett (guitarist from the band Metal-licker), Ringtone,
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Full Track - Ringtone,
351791 0:20   

JINGLE SMELLS   (by The Maestro )
The Maestro This is Jingle Bells arranged for those who like to be politically incorrect. The high-brow accompaniment mixed with low-brow 'vocal' is simply mesmerising. Leave your manners and good taste and at the door before listening to this one! Ringtone, Wacky
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Full Track - Ringtone, Wacky
367502 0:23   

DANCE FROM THE WINDCRACKER SUITE   (by The Maestro )  Year: 2009
The Maestro "Tchaikovsky re-discovered. An excellent new interpretation of the work. Thank you Maestro!" - Fart/Burp enthusiast magazine, Instrumental, Cartoon, Orchestral Contemporary, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Bed - Cartoon, Orchestral Contemporary
362627 0:33 Medium 125   

GASTROPEDIE   (by The Maestro )
The Maestro "I've never heard a more touching rendition of Satie's famous work." -Burp virtuoso monthly, Ringtone,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Ringtone,
351798 0:41   

BEETHOVEN'S FARTY 5TH   (by The Maestro )  Year: 2009
The Maestro An excerpt from Beethoven's 5th symphony, with farts and burps (of course), from the Maestro's stunning collection. Instrumental, Dramatic, Whimsical Music, Ludwig van Beethoven
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Bed - Dramatic, Whimsical Music
362625 0:37 Med Fast 139   

'TSMELLS FUNKY!   (by The Maestro )
The Maestro "What the?!?... This groove is so strong you can smell it. Check it out now!" -The Funk, soul Brother. Ringtone, Farts
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Full Track - Ringtone, Farts
351885 0:21   

STINK 182   (by The Maestro )
The Maestro "you've done it again Maestro, work your magic!"-local cab driver, Ringtone, Farts
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Full Track - Ringtone, Farts
351799 0:19   

RASTA-FARTIAN   (by The Maestro )
The Maestro "The funniest ringtones I've heard in years!" -some guy on the street, Ringtone, Farts
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Full Track - Ringtone, Farts
351311 0:35   

TOILET TROUBLE   (by The Maestro )
The Maestro DJ GaseousX is at it again! 'nuff said. Ringtone, Farts
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Ringtone, Farts
350011 0:21   
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