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The Maestro


Home: Brisbane, Queensland Australia   

The Maestro wishes to remain fairly anonymous... at least for now. Usually a more serious composer/musician, he now dabbles in funny ringtones. The Maestro does have a multiple personality disorder though, and when his alter ego surfaces (the composer known as Sylpheera) music of a more serious nature is produced. Sylpheera's profile and music can also be found on this website.



Genres for This Artist

Total Tracks: 13

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Music Genres For The Maestro
Cartoon | Childrens | Dramatic |

Sound Effect Genres For The Maestro
Ringtone |



Tracks for This Artist


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BEETHOVEN'S FARTY 5TH - (by The Maestro)
The Maestro An excerpt from Beethoven's 5th symphony, with farts and burps (of course), from the Maestro's stunning collection. Ringtone, Farts
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Ringtone, Farts
350013 0:37   


BURPLICITY - (by The Maestro)  Year: 2009
The Maestro The great Miles Davis composed the track- Boplicity. Listen to the Maestro's spectacular burpy, farty tribute. Instrumental, Dramatic, Whimsical Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Dramatic, Whimsical Music
362626 0:29 Medium 124   


DANCE FROM THE WINDCRACKER SUITE - (by The Maestro)
The Maestro "Tchaikovsky re-discovered. An excellent new interpretation of the work. Thank you Maestro!" - Fart/Burp enthusiast magazine, Ringtone, Farts
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Ringtone, Farts
350014 0:33   


DJ GASEOUSX - (by The Maestro)
The Maestro Ever heard a DJ with a gas problem? Here's your chance! More gold from the Maestro. Ringtone, Farts
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Ringtone, Farts
350012 0:22   


GASTROPEDIE - (by The Maestro)
The Maestro "I've never heard a more touching rendition of Satie's famous work." -Burp virtuoso monthly, Ringtone,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Ringtone,
351798 0:41   


IN THE BOWEL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING - (by The Maestro)
The Maestro You've heard the original version by Edvard Grieg, now listen to the Maestro's updated mix! Ringtone, Farts
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Ringtone, Farts
351314 0:36   


JINGLE SMELLS - (by The Maestro)
The Maestro This is Jingle Bells arranged for those who like to be politically incorrect. The high-brow accompaniment mixed with low-brow 'vocal' is simply mesmerising. Leave your manners and good taste and at the door before listening to this one! Ringtone, Wacky
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Ringtone, Wacky
367502 0:23   


MOZART'S EINE KLEINE BURPENMUSIK - (by The Maestro)
The Maestro What would happen if Mozart ate too many beans before a concert? The Maestro shows us in brilliant fashion! Ringtone, Farts
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Ringtone, Farts
351801 0:31   


RASTA-FARTIAN - (by The Maestro)
The Maestro "The funniest ringtones I've heard in years!" -some guy on the street, Ringtone, Farts
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Ringtone, Farts
351311 0:35   


STINK 182 - (by The Maestro)
The Maestro "you've done it again Maestro, work your magic!"-local cab driver, Ringtone, Farts
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Ringtone, Farts
351799 0:19   


THRASHIN' WITH THE FARTMEISTER - (by The Maestro)
The Maestro "I knew there was something missing from our band's sound. The Maestro has shown us the way." -Kink Harrett (guitarist from the band Metal-licker), Ringtone,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Ringtone,
351791 0:20   


TOILET TROUBLE - (by The Maestro)
The Maestro DJ GaseousX is at it again! 'nuff said. Ringtone, Farts
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Ringtone, Farts
350011 0:21   


'TSMELLS FUNKY! - (by The Maestro)
The Maestro "What the?!?... This groove is so strong you can smell it. Check it out now!" -The Funk, soul Brother. Ringtone, Farts
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Ringtone, Farts
351885 0:21   

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