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GARGLED USA ANTHEM - (by Ian Hubball)
Ian Hubball The USA national Anthem gargled ! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
446201 0:08   


THAT'S ALL WE NEEDED, A DRUISH PRINCESS. FUNNY, S - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8553 0:09   


SHIT, I HAVEN'T HAD COFFEE YET.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3829 0:03   


WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU USUALLY HAVE HERE? OH, - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
16806 0:07   


SUGAR SHOCKERS COMMERCIAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3191 1:11   


... PHONE CALL FOR AL, AL CHOLIC. IS THERE AN AL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23238 0:24   


POTTY EMERGENCY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4559 0:01   


TWO BEERS, BARTENDER. I'LL TAKE TWO BEER, TOO. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23946 0:02   


BRING ME MY MONKEY - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Daft mad female's voice "Bring Me My Monkey", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
358996 0:01   


VALLEY GIRL: I JUST THREW A PIN AT YOU, AND ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
33062 0:09   


JOE FRIDAY FROM DRAGNET, SYSTEMS ANALYST - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
37139 0:06   


YOU EVER BEEN TALKING TO YOURSELF AND SOMEONE COME - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25931 0:14   


SO, ARE YOU CHINESE OR JAPANESE? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11237 0:34   


JOKE ABOUT DATING A GHOST - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Ghost jokes, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206069 0:37   


... BUCK MELANOMA ... I'M UNCLE WART ... MELANOMA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15827 0:15   


KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? THE INTERRUPTING COW. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15148 0:06   


DO I SMELL A NEWBIE?... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25655 0:06   


GUNSHOT - MA, PA SHOT AT AOL AGAIN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4654 0:09   


IF WE WERE LITTLE PIGS WE'D SAY ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13156 0:03   


TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE MAY BE HAVING AN AFFAIR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
22892 0:55   


CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG AND YOU HAVE A CHOICE BETW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26203 0:11   


AL, TIPPER AND BILL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Al, Tipper and Bill, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
63149 1:33   


7 DWARFS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7360 0:06   


(BONK) GIVE ME THIS. IF IT'S BROKEN IT'S GOING R - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
29404 0:04   


BOB THE RAPIST WITH COMICAL SOUND - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2803 0:36   


POPCORN PISS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4554 0:03   


AFTER 14 MONTHS AT SEA, JACQUES COUSTEAU.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2874 0:44   


JEFF FOX: IF YOUR DOG AND YOUR WALLET ARE BOTH ON - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25245 0:06   


SILLY MUMMY JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Mummy joke, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206074 0:55   


AND NOW WITH THE LATEST IN WEATHER, HERE'S AL SWEE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
16853 1:08   


5 MINUTES IN THE PENALTY BOX FOR AGE AND SEX CHECK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25813 0:06   


JEFF FOX: IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOO DRUNK TO FISH, - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25243 0:05   


DON'T MIND THE DOG..RUB IT ALL OVER - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Posh demented woman's voice "Don't mind the dog..Rub it all over", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359002 0:02   


TALIBAN NEEDS ANSWERING MACHINES - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Taliban needs answering machines, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
63207 1:51   


SILLY GHOST JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Skeleton joke, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206075 0:26   


THE EMERGENCY MORON SYSTEM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4413 0:07   


MIRROR MIRROR - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax Mirror Mirror comedy monologue, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
333012 0:57   


I'M SO PISSED AT YOU I COULD... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3534 0:04   


... I AM THE ESSENCE OF ALL THAT IS EVIL IN THE CO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8793 0:07   


MALE: MY NIPPLES ARE ROCK HARD ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
21059 0:04   


MUMMY JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Joke about Mummies, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206068 0:24   


LECHEROUS BOB SNEEZING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20659 0:01   


JEFF FOXWORTHY:YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24590 0:16   


JEFF FOX: ... IF YOU SEE A SIGN THAT SAYS SAY NO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25249 0:09   


HIYA, THIS IS PRESIDENT BUBBA.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2828 1:12   


SHE'S A CHEAP SLUT! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Well spoken angry lady's comedy voice "She's a cheap slut!", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359066 0:01   


AS I WAS SAYING.....WITH FARTING SOUNDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3606 0:15   


MY GLASSES! I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES. MY G - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
28283 0:06   


CAN I HAVE YOUR WATCH WHEN YOU ARE DEAD?? - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
45696 0:04   


KID STUFF - 03 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
343552 0:30   



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