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THIS LINE IS FOR TICKET HOLDERS ONLY..... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2836 1:07   


I'M LOOKING FOR A CUTE LITTLE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8225 0:04   


WHAT DO YOU WANT... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4216 0:04   


AL, TIPPER AND BILL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Al, Tipper and Bill, Comedy,
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63149 1:34   


WHY WOMEN DON'T LIKE THE THREE STOOGES - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7320 0:08   


BILL CLINTON - WE NEED TO ACCELERATE .... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3648 0:05   


I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD SURRENDER ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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29014 0:08   


WHEN NATURE CALLS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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17520 0:10   


SKINNY BAR, FAT BAR, FAT BAR ... A DOLLAR TWENTY. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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17102 0:08   


MALE: NEXT TIME I HAVE A DAUGHTER, I HOPE IT'S A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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17225 0:04   


HE HAD FLOWN OFF SO GAILY, CUTTING A CAPER. TO FL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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27516 0:16   


MR. PRESIDENT, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WIFE SWAPP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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24320 0:20   


CHICKETY CHINA CHINESE CHICKEN SKIT - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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52613 2:27   


MALE:I AM BEING TREATED WELL ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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28526 0:17   


MALE: I'M GOING TO GET ME A BIG BOY SOCKET WRENCH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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21140 0:10   


GHOST HUMOR - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Ghost jokes, Comedy,
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205818 0:18   


VAMPIRE HUMOR - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Vampire jokes, Comedy,
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205819 0:55   


WEIRD AL YANOVIC: ... I'M THE EAT IT GUY - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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48065 0:09   


DATING A GHOST JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Ghost joke in club, Comedy,
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206072 0:21   


BOB HOPE AT ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARTY - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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44718 0:14   


SILLY HALLOWEEN JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post HAlloween joke, Comedy,
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206076 0:19   


BLACK CAT JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Bad black cat joke, Comedy,
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206073 0:12   


WEIRD AL YANKOVIC ON BEING A CELEBRITY - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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48064 0:27   


JOKE ABOUT DATING A GHOST - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Ghost jokes, Comedy,
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206069 0:38   


SKELETON JOKE IN CLUB - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Skeleton joke in club, Comedy,
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206071 0:25   


GET ME SOME BOONES FARM...WORK ON PORES - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Guy wanting some Boones Farm wine, Comedy,
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206053 0:07   


JOKE ABOUT VAMPIRES - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Bad vampire joke, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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206066 0:32   


SILLY GHOST JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Skeleton joke, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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206075 0:27   


WEIRD AL YANKOVIC AT HOME WITH MOM - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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48062 0:21   


WIERD AL YANKOVIC THANKS HIS FANS - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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48063 0:15   


CAT AND FROG JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Bad cat and frog joke, Comedy,
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206070 0:18   


MONSTER JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Monster and ghost joke, Comedy,
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206067 0:27   


CAN I HAVE YOUR WATCH WHEN YOU ARE DEAD?? - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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45696 0:05   


BARNEY SINGING AND BEING SHOT AND CHAINSAWED - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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3546 0:13   


LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS THE WOMAN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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20658 0:12   


POPCORN PISS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4554 0:04   


POTTY EMERGENCY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4559 0:02   


GUNSHOT - MA, PA SHOT AT AOL AGAIN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4654 0:10   


TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE MAY BE HAVING AN AFFAIR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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22892 0:56   


PAULY SHORE: YOU GUYS A PARTY CROWD...LIKE TO GET - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13472 0:13   


MALE: ... BELCH THE ALPHABET, THEN PHD.S WOULD BE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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6735 0:05   


OLD MAN APPEARS IN COURT FOR SEX WITH 16-YEAR OLD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13182 0:35   


RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT IS A POSTAL WORKER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
13292 0:07   


I WANT A BOWL OF RAW RED MEAT RIGHT NOW...LIVE COW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
11979 0:09   


MEOW MIX CAT MEETS A BOOT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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12020 0:05   


AND THAT'S THE WAY....SUICIDE...BACK YOU UP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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5770 0:07   


JEFF FOX: IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOO DRUNK TO FISH, - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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25243 0:06   


IT'S NOT THE SPEED SO MUCH ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12682 0:07   


SO, ARE YOU CHINESE OR JAPANESE? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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11237 0:35   


JEFF FOX: ... IF YOU SEE A SIGN THAT SAYS SAY NO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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25249 0:10   



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