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YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8408 0:24   


MALE: ... BELCH THE ALPHABET, THEN PHD.S WOULD BE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6735 0:04   


BARNEY GETTING WHIPPED AND SHOT WITH HOTEL CALIFOR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5871 0:14   


YOU KNOW, SCOTLAND HAS IT'S OWN MARTIAL ARTS, IT'S - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20784 0:03   


DATING A GHOST JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Ghost joke in club, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206072 0:20   


DON'T GO MENTAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
22633 0:01   


YOU GUYS ARE GREAT...NEIL AND BOB...IS THAT WHAT Y - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8223 0:04   


WIERD AL YANKOVIC THANKS HIS FANS - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
48063 0:14   


HE HAD FLOWN OFF SO GAILY, CUTTING A CAPER. TO FL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
27516 0:15   


WHAT DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WILL TAKE AWAY FROM THIS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6851 0:16   


MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26249 0:13   


AND NOW WITH THE LATEST IN WEATHER, HERE'S AL SWEE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
16853 1:08   


IF WE WERE LITTLE PIGS WE'D SAY ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13156 0:03   


SHIT, I HAVEN'T HAD COFFEE YET.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3829 0:03   


WELCOME TO CASTLE ANTHRAX...WITH STORMY BACKGROUND - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5524 0:15   


VAMPIRE HUMOR - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Vampire jokes, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
205819 0:54   


DUBTHEATER COMMERCIAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2915 1:21   


COMEDY WITH HANK WILLIAMS - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
52610 0:29   


SOMETIMES WHEN I GET NERVOUS, I STICK MY FINGERS U - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26215 0:08   


THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15208 0:04   


CONVERSATION BETWEEN MEN IN AN ELEVATOR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24649 0:43   


WHY YUMYUM...IT'S BACON ! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3515 0:03   


PIGFEET - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13154 0:22   


AS I WAS SAYING.....WITH FARTING SOUNDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3606 0:15   


VERY SORRY TO SAY THIS..BUT I SMELL FARTS - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Ludicrous ridiculous woman's comedy voice "Very sorry to say this..but I smell farts", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359087 0:04   


MALE: IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CALL A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13586 0:07   


GOIN TO HELL... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
30663 0:02   


DAMN, YOU DRUNK TESTS ARE HARD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
17314 0:01   


CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG AND YOU HAVE A CHOICE BETW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26203 0:11   


KID STUFF - 03 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
343552 0:30   


OLIVER CLOTHESOFF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25747 0:15   


ALWAYS REMEMBER THESE WORDS....SCREW 'EM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5483 0:03   


AND AFTER THE SPANKING, ORAL SEX - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12907 0:08   


BIG F____ QUEUE, I LOVE.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8187 0:04   


I'M JUST NOT HAPPY....LIFE SUCKS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8188 0:15   


EVERYONE'S GONE ... DISEASE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
27885 0:11   


... BUCK MELANOMA ... I'M UNCLE WART ... MELANOMA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15827 0:15   


BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH MACHINE GUN - YEAH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5873 0:07   


OLD MAN APPEARS IN COURT FOR SEX WITH 16-YEAR OLD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13182 0:34   


NO STEM, NO SEED....BAD ASS WEED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5805 0:09   


DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? (SNIFF) YEAH. NO, BESIDES - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26213 0:04   


MALAKAS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11854 0:32   


IT'S NICE TO BE NICE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12530 0:03   


DO I SMELL A NEWBIE? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12503 0:06   


AFTER 14 MONTHS AT SEA, JACQUES COUSTEAU.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2874 0:44   


LITTLE BOY BLUE - HE NEEDED THE MONEY! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6945 0:02   


GUNSHOT - MA, PA SHOT AT AOL AGAIN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4654 0:09   


GREETINGS, THIS IS SCIENCE OFFICER SPOCK.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3218 0:15   


... PHONE CALL FOR AL, AL CHOLIC. IS THERE AN AL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23238 0:24   


ARE WE DEAD, OR IS THIS OHIO? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12790 0:05   



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