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JOKE ABOUT SEPERATE BEDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Seperate bed joke, Comedy,
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63176 0:49   


IS THAT A CELL PHONE IN YOUR POCKET - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Well, as a matter of fact, it is. Or is it. Comedy,
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343549 0:30   


CAT AND FROG JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Bad cat and frog joke, Comedy,
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206070 0:18   


(KNOCKING AT THE DOOR) WHO IS IT? IT'S ME, DAVE, - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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19612 0:39   


DISCUSSION ABOUT ORAL SEX - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13074 0:20   


THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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15208 0:05   


ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8409 0:25   


BARNEY THEME SONG WITH LASER, GUN SOUNDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2826 0:26   


DO I SMELL A NEWBIE? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12503 0:07   


GIRL CRYING_SHUT UP!! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Comedy Girl crying then man's voice shouts - "shut up", Comedy,
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359005 0:06   


CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG AND YOU HAVE A CHOICE BETW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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26203 0:12   


GREETINGS, THIS IS SCIENCE OFFICER SPOCK.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3218 0:16   


"WHEN WILL THEN BE NOW?..." - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12706 0:21   


LICK IT...LICK IT REAL GOOD! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Well spoken daft woman's voice "Lick It...Lick it real good", Comedy,
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359042 0:03   


ARE WE DEAD, OR IS THIS OHIO? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12790 0:06   


MALE: IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CALL A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13586 0:08   


AND TODAY ON AND YET IT LIVES MEET SIMIAN PATHETIC - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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18798 0:31   


BARNEY BEING BEATEN BY CHRISTOPHER WALKIN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3544 0:14   


WHAT DO YOU WANT... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4216 0:04   


YOU EVER BEEN TALKING TO YOURSELF AND SOMEONE COME - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25931 0:15   


FEMALE: ATTENDANT, I WOULD LIKE SOME GAS ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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23511 0:09   


JIMMY STEWART - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3049 0:21   


5 MINUTES IN THE PENALTY BOX FOR AGE AND SEX CHECK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25813 0:07   


WHEW! SOMEBODY DONE BEEN TO THE WALMART! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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15792 0:04   


IF WE WERE LITTLE PIGS WE'D SAY ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13156 0:04   


HEY, ARE YOU PONDERING.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5550 0:03   


MALE:I AM BEING TREATED WELL ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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28526 0:17   


CAN I HAVE YOUR WATCH WHEN YOU ARE DEAD?? - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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45696 0:05   


WHY YUMYUM...IT'S BACON ! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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3515 0:04   


I HAVE BEEN TO... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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4148 0:13   


BRING ME MY MONKEY - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Daft mad female's voice "Bring Me My Monkey", Comedy,
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358996 0:02   


AND AFTER THE SPANKING, ORAL SEX - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12907 0:09   


KID STUFF - 02 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
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340197 0:30   


FEMALE: NERVOUS? YES. FIRST TIME? ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25652 0:07   


TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE MAY BE HAVING AN AFFAIR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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22892 0:56   


JEFF FOX: IF YOU'VE EVER FINANCED A TATOO ... , Y - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25247 0:09   


DONALD DUCK VOICE - OH MY.... WITH CHAINSAW SOUND - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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3971 0:10   


HE HAD FLOWN OFF SO GAILY, CUTTING A CAPER. TO FL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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27516 0:16   


BARNEY SINGING AND BEING SHOT, SCREAMING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3545 0:10   


LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS JANE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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20650 0:08   


THE STORY YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS TRUE...NAME CHANG - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7558 0:09   


BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH LASER BY STAR TREK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5872 0:34   


I'M NOT GONNA GO COMMANDO.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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7706 0:03   


I DON'T THINK I NEED ANY MORE COFFEE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12587 0:02   


AFTER 14 MONTHS AT SEA, JACQUES COUSTEAU.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2874 0:45   


JEFF FOXWORTHY:YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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24590 0:17   


LIE DETECTOR SKIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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25395 0:28   


SHE'S A CHEAP SLUT! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Well spoken angry lady's comedy voice "She's a cheap slut!", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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359066 0:02   


AND THAT'S THE WAY....SUICIDE...BACK YOU UP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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5770 0:07   


THE QUIET STORM 2-27-97 - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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48332 4:18   



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