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Ultimate Sound (Comedy Tracks)


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Celebrating its 17th year of creativity, with such diverse clients as Disney, Universal Studios and BBC, Ultimate Sound concentrates on action, music and intense sound effects for your film, video, game or TV productions.  From Industrial to Sci Fi, Comedy or Horror – it’s all here!



Genres for This Artist

Total Tracks: 24,946

Instrumental Tracks (2 Tracks) | Sound Effects | Beats/Loops
Music Genres For Ultimate Sound
European | Military | Sports |

Sound Effect Genres For Ultimate Sound
Action | Aircraft | Airport | Ambience | Amusement | Birds | Car Racing | Cars Generic | Cars Specific | Cartoon | Celebrities | Comedy | Computer | Crowds | Electronic | Emergency | Events | Foley | Holiday | Horror & Halloween | Household | Humans | Impact | Industrial | Insects | Kitchen | Mammals | Marine Life | Mechanical | Motorcycles | Movie TV | Nature | Office | Radio | Reptiles Amphibians | Ringers Phones | Ringtone | Science Fiction | Sports | Talking | Tools | Transportation | Vocalization | Water | Watercraft | Weapons |

Instruments & Loops Genres For Ultimate Sound
Achromatic Percussion | Bass | Brass | Chromatic Percussion | Drum Loops | Drums | Free Reed | Guitar | Keyboard | Multi-Sample | Percussion Loops | Strings | Synth Loops | Turntable | Vocals | Woodwinds |



Tracks for This Artist


   Best-Selling Tracks

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YOU ARE AN IDIOT ... HA HA HA HA HA! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
29718 0:04   


MY WIFE AND I HAVE 5 CHILDREN.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2824 4:21   


YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3166 2:43   


NERD ALERT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Nerd alert, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
167801 0:01   


SUGAR SHOCKERS COMMERCIAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3191 1:11   


NO MORONS (RADIO AD) - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
3126 0:24   


A STREAM OF INSULTS FROM A WOMAN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Long stream of insults from woman, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65409 0:11   


COSBY: ... WHAT IS IT ABOUT COCAINE THAT MAKES IT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24382 0:22   


WELL, HELLO, LOSER! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Well, hello loser! Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65909 0:04   


VERY MAD GUY BERATING SOMEONE.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Mad man, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
64962 0:25   


THANK YOU DR. STUPID - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
3965 0:02   


OH, KISS MY ASS--WITH SMOOCH SOUND - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Kiss my ass, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
167626 0:11   


IT IS POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO SHUT UP..... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
4429 0:06   


NO STEM, NO SEED....BAD ASS WEED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5805 0:09   


(KNOCKING AT THE DOOR) WHO IS IT? IT'S ME, DAVE, - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
19612 0:38   


SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD ... I LIVE IN HELL!! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13930 0:08   


DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? (SNIFF) YEAH. NO, BESIDES - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26213 0:04   


I SEE MORONS..THEY ARE EVERYWHERE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Man saying--I see morons...the're everywhere, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
168005 0:08   


BARNEY I LOVE YOU - DOES NOT COMPUTE - EXPLOSION - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5877 0:07   


THIS IS THE AOL POLICE. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. DROP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23666 0:19   


TALIBAN NEEDS ANSWERING MACHINES - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Taliban needs answering machines, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
63207 1:51   


IDIOT! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
3023 0:05   


WHEW! SOMEBODY DONE BEEN TO THE WALMART! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15792 0:03   


YOURE A LIAR..LIAR, LIAR PANTS ON FIRE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Youre a liar, ..liar, liar, pants on fire, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65235 0:03   


HI, YOU HAVE REACHED ALZHEIMER'S ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5447 0:29   


I FIND YOU DISAPPOINTING... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound I must say, I found you disappointing, your incompetence and all.. Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65647 0:05   


BITE ME, SCREW YOU AND KISS MY ASS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Male--Bite me, screw you and kiss my ass, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65117 0:02   


FEMALE--DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Dont let the door hit you in the ass... Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
64915 0:03   


I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE STUPID, YOU MORON! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
25581 0:02   


UMMMM, LOSER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
4335 0:01   


I'M OUTA HERE ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12949 0:05   


HOLY SHIT! LOOK WHO GOT BEAT WITH THE UGLY STICK! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
18547 0:06   


WOO HOO..GEEK! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Woo hoo..Geek, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65781 0:01   


CONDOM COMMERCIAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2862 0:39   


YOU BASTARDS, ILL GET YOU FOR THIS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Angry woman on a tear, screaming, "You bastards, I'll get you for this!" Creepy horrible revenge. Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
64644 0:02   


ASSHOLIOMIO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
22410 0:03   


MONTY PYTHON LONG GOODBYE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11599 0:06   


HERE COMES... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
4057 0:01   


WHEN I WANT YOUR LIP...... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
4920 0:03   


OH, IF IT ISNT A BUNCH OF NANCYS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Gay guy saying, Oh a bunch of Nancys, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
167793 0:06   


SHAME ON YOU, YOU MACHO SHITHEAD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Insult, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
168022 0:02   


WOMAN--YOU AGAIN? DONT YOU HAVE A LIFE? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Woman saying-You again? Dont you have a life? Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
168189 0:02   


YOU SISSY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You sissy, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
168315 0:01   


YOU SLIMY LITTLE GIZZ BUCKET. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
14372 0:02   


MALE: JANE, YOU IGNORANT SLUT! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
22710 0:01   


YOU WERE PICKING YOUR NOSE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You were picking your nose, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65296 0:01   


THATS MY LAST BEER YOU BASTARD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Thats my last beer you bastard, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
64183 0:04   


LECHEROUS BOB SNEEZING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20659 0:01   


INSULTS--WELL, YOU DIRT EATING PIECE OF SLIME..... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
48612 0:10   


ITS PRETTY OBVIOUS A BRAIN SCAN IS IN ORDER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Its obvious a brain scan is in order, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65916 0:06   




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