Ultimate Sound (Comedy Tracks)


Country: USA

Celebrating its 17th year of creativity, with such diverse clients as Disney, Universal Studios and BBC, Ultimate Sound concentrates on action, music and intense sound effects for your film, video, game or TV productions.  From Industrial to Sci Fi, Comedy or Horror – it’s all here!
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LALALA...BAD SMURFS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3530 0:04   


YOURE A JERK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Man saying, You're a jerk, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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168318 0:03   


WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A BATH? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Ugh, when is the last time you had a bath? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65575 0:08   


FEMALE SHUT UP ALREADY... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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38707 0:02   


LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS JANE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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20650 0:08   


IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN ACCUSED OF LYING THROUGH YOUR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13648 0:11   


BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH MACHINE GUN - YEAH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5873 0:08   


BITE ME!!! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound MAn saying Bite me, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65627 0:01   


HEY, FAT BOY! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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24716 0:02   


JOE FRIDAY FROM DRAGNET, SYSTEMS ANALYST - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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37139 0:07   


HELLO....ALICE COOPER...LOVE TO GET BACK AT YOU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2867 0:09   


VALLEY GIRL: I JUST THREW A PIN AT YOU, AND ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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33062 0:10   


DIE! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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20680 0:01   


I WANT TO GET ONLINE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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30651 0:24   


WHAT ARE YOU, IGNORANT? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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25163 0:02   


WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT, BUTTHEAD? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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29427 0:02   


WHAT IF I JUST JUMPED ON YOU AND BEAT THE DOG SHIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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25478 0:05   


YOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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29389 0:05   


LONG SERIES OF INSULTS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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26199 0:15   


I SAW HER FIRST, BUNGHOLE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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7116 0:02   


WELL, HELLO MR. FANCY PANTS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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5551 0:04   


THE STORY YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS TRUE...NAME CHANG - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7558 0:09   


I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS...FILM AT 11 - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13004 0:03   


BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH LASER BY STAR TREK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5872 0:34   


911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3675 0:06   


WHAT THE HELL... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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4056 0:02   


YOU ALL SUCK... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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4804 0:02   


BOB THE RAPIST WITH COMICAL SOUND - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2803 0:37   


BUGS BUNNY SINGING AND BEING SLAPPED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3730 0:07   


ADVERTISEMENT FOR ELVIS TAPES--PARODY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Elvis impersonator ad for tapes, Comedy,
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2925 1:24   


THE EMERGENCY MORON SYSTEM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4413 0:08   


MULTIPLE INSULTS....MALE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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48357 0:09   


YOU ARE A DRAG QUEEN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Insult, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167135 0:02   


I DONT WANT TO SEE YA, HEAR YA, OR SMELL YA.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound I dont want to see ya, hear ya or smell ya, now leave. Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65646 0:05   


CHORUS: YOU ARE AN IDIOT ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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25158 0:05   


MY GOD SHE'S SCUMMY! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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14040 0:04   


MALE: YOU POMPOUS, STUCKUP, SNOTNOSED, GIANT, TWER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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10642 0:09   


DANA CARVEY: YOU CANNOT LIGHT A PORCUPINE.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7470 0:07   


BIG F____ QUEUE, I LOVE.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8187 0:05   


9000 GIGS OF RAM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7369 0:06   


BART - WHADDYA WANT - BARNEY BEING SHOT, HOMER LAU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5884 0:11   


(GUNSHOT) MA! PA DONE SHOT UP THE AMERICA ON LINE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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22900 0:06   


BAD BOYS SONG WITH DOOR BELL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5782 0:06   


YOU SCHMUCK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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4650 0:02   


MALE: YOU WOULD NEED THREE PROMOTIONS TO GET TO B - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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3372 0:03   


YOU DICK.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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4917 0:02   


BARNEY THEME...WITH GUNSHOTS AND CHEERING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3714 0:26   


SHIT, I HAVEN'T HAD COFFEE YET.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3829 0:04   


WHY DONT YOU GO BACK OUTSIDE AND ....... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Child saying--Why dont you go talk to trees or whatever you do, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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168131 0:04   


FEMALE-- - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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59310 0:02   




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