Ultimate Sound (Comedy Tracks)


Country: USA

Celebrating its 17th year of creativity, with such diverse clients as Disney, Universal Studios and BBC, Ultimate Sound concentrates on action, music and intense sound effects for your film, video, game or TV productions.  From Industrial to Sci Fi, Comedy or Horror – it’s all here!
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I CANT TELL YOU HOW DEEPLY MOVED I AM.. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound I cant tell you how deeply moved I am, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65740 0:05   


I'M JUST NOT HAPPY....LIFE SUCKS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8188 0:16   


YOU'RE SO UGLY, YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPI - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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20845 0:04   


DAMN MEN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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3893 0:01   


HEY MAN, THEM CHINESE, YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT T - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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6878 0:06   


MY PARENTS USED TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT....KIDS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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6499 0:27   


OKAY, FOLKS - SHOWS OVER. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.OH M - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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14249 0:12   


BATHROOM POEM..HERE I SIT...... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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37086 0:10   


LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS JAMES BROWN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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20649 0:12   


TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE MAY BE HAVING AN AFFAIR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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22892 0:56   


"YOU'RE NOT EVEN INTERESTING ENOUGH..." - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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11841 0:03   


COULD BE WORSE. HOW? COULD BE RAINING. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7966 0:08   


JUST PRESS THE BUTTON...DON'T... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3941 0:15   


I THINK YOU'RE ALL... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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4036 0:02   


I DONT KNOW YOU BUT SURE YOU ARE A JERK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Im sure youre a jerk, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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64949 0:03   


I DONT ORDINARILY FEEL SORRY FOR HUMAN BEINGS.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound I dont ordinarily feel sorry for human beings, but..... Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65641 0:05   


IF WE WERE LITTLE PIGS WE'D SAY ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13156 0:04   


JUST WHAT PART OF 'NO' DID'T YOU UNDERSTAND? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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30942 0:03   


I THINK YOU PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY NUTS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound I think you people are completely nuts, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65777 0:04   


COMEDY SKETCH ABOUT TAPING A COMMERCIAL FOR SUBSTA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8615 2:12   


DON'T GO MENTAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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22633 0:01   


IN ANY COUNTRY, PRISON... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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5564 0:10   


FEMALE--YOURE A STRANGE ONE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Female--Youre a strange one, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65829 0:02   


POTTY EMERGENCY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4559 0:02   


GOD, YOU'RE A PIG! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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29940 0:02   


I REALLY DONT LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound I really dont like your attitude, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65779 0:03   


THESE GUYS SHLUD BE IN THE WHO'S-WHO OF ASSHOLES. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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18576 0:03   


WHY YOUR ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN I'VE EVER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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17546 0:04   


YOU KNOW SOMETHIN..YOU IRRITATE ME. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You know something, you irritate me, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65548 0:06   


CLINTON SPEECH WITH SEVERAL PEOPLE INSULTING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2852 1:38   


OH, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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18588 0:02   


WHAT DO YOU WANT... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4216 0:04   


YOU ALL SUCK! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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16393 0:03   


5 MINUTES IN THE PENALTY BOX FOR AGE AND SEX CHECK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25813 0:07   


ANY CONTROL OVER HOW CREEPY YOU GET? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Any control over how creepy you get? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65562 0:05   


YOU...ARE A BUM. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You are a bum, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65912 0:05   


YOU'RE SCUM, YOU'RE...WHITE BREAD. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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18574 0:03   


ARE YOU RUNNING A HIGH FEVER? IDIOTIC... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Are you running a high fever? How could you conceive.....idiotic, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65780 0:06   


"YOU WANNA BE A SLACKER THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?" - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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48395 0:06   


FRESH FROM AMERICA'S DAIRYLAND, THE MAN-EATING COW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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17490 0:06   


MALE: ... BELCH THE ALPHABET, THEN PHD.S WOULD BE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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6735 0:05   


FEMALE SAYING BRAT! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Female saying Brat, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65877 0:01   


GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS, WELCOME THE LA.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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18867 0:08   


I HEAR YOU... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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4063 0:02   


WHY DON'T YOU GET A TOUPEE WITH BRAINS IN IT? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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4788 0:03   


GEORGE CARLIN - LET ME ASK ONE QUESTION ON THE MEN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3539 0:07   


HEH, HEH, HEH...WHAT A MESS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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5460 0:03   


HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A BUTTACHE? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound How would you like a buttache? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65639 0:02   


MALE: NEWS REPORT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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21041 0:57   


TO SAY THAT YOU BEHAVE CHILDISHLY IS AN INSULT.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Lady--To say that you are childish is an unsult to children, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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64839 0:06   




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