Ultimate Sound (Comedy Tracks)


Country: USA

Celebrating its 17th year of creativity, with such diverse clients as Disney, Universal Studios and BBC, Ultimate Sound concentrates on action, music and intense sound effects for your film, video, game or TV productions.  From Industrial to Sci Fi, Comedy or Horror – it’s all here!
   Best-Selling Tracks

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WHAT A LAMER... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Guy saying--What a lamer, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167643 0:03   


YOURE SEEING A WHOLE TEAM OF PSYCHIATRISTS ARENT Y - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Youre seeing a whole team of psychiatrists arent you? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65769 0:04   


FEMALE...ALL GOING TO HELL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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38664 0:03   


FEMALE: OH, BITE ME. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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22477 0:01   


MAN SAYING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You make me sick, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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60043 0:02   


PUSSY AND BEER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12613 0:08   


DID IQS DROP WHILE I WAS AWAY? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Did IQs drop while I was away? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65213 0:04   


FEMALE--YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY DESPICABLE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Female--You are absolutely despicable, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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64908 0:04   


HI, THIS IS MICHAEL BOLTON.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2813 0:06   


IF YOUR LAWN FURNITURE USED TO BE YOUR LIVING ROOM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13641 0:08   


MAN SAYING --BIZARRE LITTLE TWIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Man saying--Bizarre little twit, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65116 0:02   


I'M JUST NOT HAPPY...SHUT THE F___ UP..DENNIS LARR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8192 0:28   


NO, YOU MUCOUS-COVERED PIPE CLEANER! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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28452 0:03   


THAT THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Dullwitted, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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63189 0:03   


"NUTTY AS A FRUITCAKE" - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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4467 0:02   


IMPAIRED THINKER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3027 0:04   


MALE: YOU LOUSY BUM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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30837 0:02   


ARE YOU ON DOPE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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4490 0:03   


BUD-WEI-SER ... SPLAT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2830 0:09   


MALTESE FALCON SPOOF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11498 0:23   


YOU NEED THERAPY, YOU KNOW THAT.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You need therapy, you know that? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65482 0:04   


"NICE MOUTH..." - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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12540 0:03   


"WANNA PLAY POKER?..." - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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4547 0:05   


DO YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU ... NOTHING! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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35481 0:04   


HOLD ONTO YOUR LUGNUTS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11730 0:16   


WORK; HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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4891 0:03   


BARNEY SINGING AND BEING SHOT, SCREAMING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3545 0:10   


FEMALE--I LOVE TO SEE HOW YOU MAKE A TOTAL ASS OUT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound I love to see how you make a total ass out of yourself, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65577 0:10   


MAN SAYING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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59521 0:01   


OH, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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15615 0:03   


TOM SELLECK, ABSOLUTELY QUEER? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11800 0:22   


FEMALE--YOURE NOT EXACTLY NORMAL ARE YOU? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Lets face it, youre not exactly normal are you? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65631 0:08   


HAS IT OCCURED TO YOU YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Has it occured to you that you have lost your mind? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65739 0:04   


ARE WE DEAD, OR IS THIS OHIO? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12790 0:06   


WHY WOULD I WANT A PICTURE OF A GEEK? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Picture of pencil necked geek, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167883 0:04   


YOU MO-RON! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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29852 0:01   


WHAT A MENTAL FURBALL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound What a mental furball, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65741 0:04   


YOU GUYS ARE UGLY WITH A CAPITOL UGH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You guys are ugly with a capitol ugh, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65118 0:04   


YOU WOULD NEED THREE PROMOTIONS TO GET TO BE AN AS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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7293 0:03   


... BUCK MELANOMA ... I'M UNCLE WART ... MELANOMA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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15827 0:16   


BARBIE IS BACK....BARBO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3540 0:13   


BUZZ OFF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Im going to say something to you... Buzz off? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65640 0:05   


LAUGH AT YOU.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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11343 0:02   


"YOU WERENT EVEN BORN WITH THE SENSE GOD GAVE A DO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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50679 0:04   


DORK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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3950 0:01   


HMM, I KNOW ONE THING, IF I LOOK AT YOUR CHEST... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3810 0:04   


MAN-EATING COW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11868 0:04   


WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound What are you doing here? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65743 0:02   


7 DWARFS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7360 0:07   


GET A LIFE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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29606 0:02   




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