Ultimate Sound (Comedy Tracks)


Country: USA

Celebrating its 17th year of creativity, with such diverse clients as Disney, Universal Studios and BBC, Ultimate Sound concentrates on action, music and intense sound effects for your film, video, game or TV productions.  From Industrial to Sci Fi, Comedy or Horror – it’s all here!
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SIREN...KNOCKING...AOL POLICE OPEN UP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5563 0:11   


(SNICKER) YOU FART KNOCKER (SNICKER) - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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11208 0:04   


BARNEY THEME SONG WITH LASER, GUN SOUNDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2826 0:26   


LOWLIFE, ASSWIPE, EGGSUCKER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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11699 0:03   


POPCORN PISS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4554 0:04   


IF YOU'VE BEEN ON TV .DESCRIBING WHAT THE TORNADO. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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10769 0:08   


YOURE EITHER, INCREDIBLY SMART OR STUPID - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Yourre either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65753 0:07   


DONALD VOICE - OH MY GOD...SHUT THE F__UP... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3970 0:05   


ITS A GIANT HORSES ASS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Its a giant horses ass, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65919 0:02   


KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? THE INTERRUPTING COW. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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15148 0:07   


SMOOTH MOVE, EX-LAX. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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8872 0:02   


ME, FAIL ENGLISH....THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5787 0:04   


GO ON YOU TRASH, DONT BE PESTERING....... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Go on you trash, dont be pestering these ladies... Comedy, Insult Comedy
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168316 0:03   


JEFF FOXWORTHY:YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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24590 0:17   


OH, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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18587 0:02   


AS I WAS SAYING.....WITH FARTING SOUNDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3606 0:16   


IF YOU OWN A WAFFLE HOUSE CREDIT CARD ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13647 0:10   


CALL SOMEONE THAT CARES SONG CLIP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Heres a quarter, call someone who cares, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167930 0:07   


I KNOW A GUY, I HAVE SEX WITH HIM ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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14121 0:07   


MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO UGLY, WHEN YOU BLOW A DOG WHIS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound My girlfriend is so ugly,... Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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64905 0:16   


"BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS..." - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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12931 0:03   


FEMALE: OH, SHUT UP. STOP ACTING LIKE A FAG CHOIR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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17948 0:03   


WHY WOMEN DON'T LIKE THE THREE STOOGES - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7320 0:08   


3 MAJOR INSULTS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound 3 major insults, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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62800 0:06   


IF EVERY DAY SOMEONE COMES TO YOUR DOOR..YARD SALE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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10770 0:08   


IF SOMEBODY YELLS HOEDOWN AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25974 0:06   


GAY PEOPLE ARE EVIL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Evil gays, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167184 0:16   


YOU SHUT THE F... UP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Shut the F up, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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64265 0:06   


IF YOU OWN A WAFFLE HOUSE CREDIT CARD ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25982 0:09   


WHY YUMYUM...IT'S BACON ! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3515 0:04   


FEMALE--YOU FLAT FACED, BUTT SNIFFER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Female insulting--flat faced butt sniffer, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167430 0:02   


YOU GO GIRL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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24891 0:02   


(LAUGH) DUMBASS (LAUGH) - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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8601 0:04   


LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN MONKEY BOY.. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Laugh while you can monkey boy, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65094 0:03   


SOME ONE GO JIGGLE THE HANDLE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25980 0:12   


I'D BE SO PROUD IF YOU WERE A FAG..... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound I'd be so proud if you were a fag... Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167917 0:05   


CARTOON VOICE--YOU ARE ALL LOSERS.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Cartoon voice--Bunch of losers, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167708 0:06   


MALE--YOU MINDLESS BIMBO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You mindless bimbo, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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59810 0:03   


WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT BUTTHEAD? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound What are you looking at butthead? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65638 0:02   


NEVER FAILS TO SURPRISE ME... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Childish insult, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167812 0:06   


FRANKLY MY DEAR, I DONT GIVE A CRAP. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Frankly my dear, I dont give a crap, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65786 0:03   


IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CALL PER DAY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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10768 0:08   


LOSER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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11646 0:02   


I LOVE TO SMOKE AND I LOVE TO EAT RED MEAT .... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13632 0:13   


IF YOU'VE EVER HAD HOT FLASHES AT A CATTLE AUCTION - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13644 0:08   


GENTLEMAN, I WANNA WELCOME YOU.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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16829 1:55   


NOW, IF THEY GET YOUR NAME, YOU'RE DEAD. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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10539 0:03   


BILL COSBY SKIT ABOUT BURGER KING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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19508 0:45   


FEMALE: YOU'RE A LOSER ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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18355 0:11   


SONG--LOOK, ITS THE LESBIAN FROM NEXT DOOR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Look its the lesbian from next door, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167672 0:07   




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