Ultimate Sound (Comedy Tracks)


Country: USA

Celebrating its 17th year of creativity, with such diverse clients as Disney, Universal Studios and BBC, Ultimate Sound concentrates on action, music and intense sound effects for your film, video, game or TV productions.  From Industrial to Sci Fi, Comedy or Horror – it’s all here!
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BALLSNIFFER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Man saying Ballsniffer, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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62832 0:02   


WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Female--Why are you still here? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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64692 0:02   


BITE MY HEAD, CHEESE DICK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Bite my head, cheese dick, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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64424 0:03   


IF YOU'VE EVER TAKEN A BEER TO A JOB INTERVIEW ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13645 0:09   


WHAT'S THE MATTER, GOING TO CRY? ... CRY BABY ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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17987 0:09   


YOU'RE A LOAD OF USELESS, BLOODY LOONIES - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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22746 0:03   


"YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS" - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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12566 0:02   


BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS--MALE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Blow it out your ass, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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62805 0:02   


COME MOVE THIS TRANSMISSION SO I CAN TAKE A BATH . - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25971 0:10   


WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, YOU PERVERT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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4529 0:03   


IF EVERY DAY...MISTAKING THINKING YOU'RE HAVING A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13649 0:08   


BITE ME---SEVERAL TIMES - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Several times--Bite me, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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63891 0:06   


OLD MEN TALK ABOUT SEX - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11584 0:08   


YOU'RE A CRAB! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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15613 0:02   


DO I SMELL A NEWBIE?... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25655 0:07   


SKIT: TERMINATOR'S BACK, THIS TIME HE'S GAY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8015 0:20   


STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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14793 0:05   


WHATS WRONG DUDE, YOU YELLA? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Whats wrong dude, you yella? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65744 0:02   


YOUR FACE, YOUR ASS, WHATS THE DIFF... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Your face, your ass, whats the difference? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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64205 0:03   


FEMALE: DON'T GO AWAY MAD, JUST GO AWAY. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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29625 0:03   


IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOO DRUNK TO FISH ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13625 0:08   


I'LL KICK YOUR ASS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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31732 0:02   


THANK YOU, THANK YOU AND F___ YOU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8193 0:06   


BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, MOTORCYCLE MAN! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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22377 0:03   


DIE OF GONORROHEA AND ROT IN HELL... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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26035 0:04   


PISS ON YOU. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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25862 0:02   


WAY TO GO, STUPID! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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15864 0:02   


GOODBYE YOU LAZY... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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17379 0:04   


POLICE SQUAD COMEDY SKIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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21345 1:29   


YOU DICK! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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23026 0:02   


BITE ME, ITS FUN. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Bite me, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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166759 0:02   


YOUR HEAD IS AS EMPTY AS A EUNUCH'S UNDERPANTS. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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15574 0:04   


YOU'VE GOT... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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2940 0:02   


AH, YOU SILK WEARING BUTTERCUP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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27740 0:04   


IF YOUR DOG PASSES GAS AND YOU CLAIM IT ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13642 0:06   


ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8409 0:25   


MAN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Shut your big yapper, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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60042 0:03   


AFTER 14 MONTHS AT SEA, JACQUES COUSTEAU.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2874 0:45   


AW YOURE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Man saying Youre going straight to Hell for that one.... Comedy, Insult Comedy
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64960 0:03   


MAN "I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION" - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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57856 0:03   


BUNCH OF SISSY BOYS. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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14326 0:02   


IT HURTS TO LOOK AT YOU...... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Your hair makes it hurt to look at you, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167504 0:07   


MAN--KISS MY ASS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Kiss my ass, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65227 0:01   


PERHAPS YOURE NOT AS STUPID AS I TELL PEOPLE YOU A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Perhaps youre not as stupid and crazy as I tell people you are, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65125 0:03   


FEMALE--YOU SHO IS UGLY,,HA HA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Female--You sho is ugly, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65669 0:06   


HEY, ARE YOU PONDERING.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5550 0:03   


JIMMY STEWART - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3049 0:21   


MALE: COULD YOU PICK YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR NOSE , H - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25839 0:05   


THIS ARGUMENT IS A LOAD OF DINGO'S KIDNEYS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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22569 0:03   


FEMALE--ONLY ONE THING TO SAY, BITE MY ASS. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Only one thing to say, please bite my ass... Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65395 0:06   




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