Ultimate Sound (Comedy Tracks)

Country: USA

Celebrating its 17th year of creativity, with such diverse clients as Disney, Universal Studios and BBC, Ultimate Sound concentrates on action, music and intense sound effects for your film, video, game or TV productions.  From Industrial to Sci Fi, Comedy or Horror – it’s all here!
   Best-Selling Tracks

IMPORTANT: To refine track results, adjust the filter and/or sort options below.
Edit Type Society Show All Mixes Sort Method
PAGE 8    ◄◄ ◄ PREV 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 NEXT ► ►►

IF YOU'VE LOST MORE THAN ONE TOOTH OPENING A BEER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
25972 0:09   


MALE: THREE BLIND MICE; SEE HOW THEY RUN. WERE T - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
3369 0:07   


YOU WEAK... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
4049 0:03   


DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH TOAD FACE? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Do you understand any Emglish toadface? Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65749 0:05   


WHY DON'T YOU... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
4042 0:04   


YOU MADE A MISTAKE, ENTIRELY UNACCEPTABLE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You made a mistake, thats entirely unacceptable, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65587 0:05   


FEMALE: NERVOUS? YES. FIRST TIME? ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
25652 0:07   


WELL, HE'S FAIRLY INTELLIGENT...FULL OF SHIT! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
24770 0:06   


BARNEY GETTING WHIPPED AND SHOT WITH HOTEL CALIFOR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
5871 0:15   


DOES THAT COMPUTE..OR DO I HAVE TO DRAW... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Does that compute, or draw you a schematic? Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65589 0:05   


FEMALE: THE NUMBER YOU HAVE REACHED, 9 1 1, HAS B - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
7374 0:08   


HIYA, THIS IS PRESIDENT BUBBA.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
2828 1:13   


MALE: MY NIPPLES ARE ROCK HARD ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
21059 0:05   


USUALLY GO TO BOWLING ALLEY TO MEET - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound usually must go to bowling alley to meet people like you.. Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65588 0:06   


I LOVE YOU SONG ...THIS REALLY PISSES.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
3972 0:12   


MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
26249 0:14   


BARNEY - EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU ... - PUKE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
5876 0:06   


FEMALE--TO BAD YOU CANT SEE WHICH FINGER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Insult, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
63896 0:03   


GO FLY A KITE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Go fly a kite, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65764 0:02   


I AINT SENDING YOU SHIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound I aint sending you shit, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
62799 0:02   


MALE: LOOK, JERKY, I DON'T NEED TO TALK TO YOU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
4268 0:04   


TELEPHONE INTERVIEW FOR THE JOB OF HAIRDRESSER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
23429 1:59   


WEVE GOT A LEARNING DISABILITY HERE? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Weve got a learning disability here? Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65768 0:04   


COME ON IN, YOU PSYCHO... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Come on in you psycho, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65651 0:04   


YOU ARE A LAZY SELF INDULGENT LITTLE GIRL...... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You are a lazy self indulgent little girl driving herself crazy, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65787 0:08   


FILTHY SCUM LIARS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound A bunch of filthy scum liars, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
168000 0:03   


MAN SAYING IDIOTS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Man saying Idiots, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65923 0:01   


FEMALE- I LOVE HOW YOU MAKE AN ASS OF YOURSELF... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
3451 0:10   


I SWEAR TO GOD! YOU'RE WORTHLESS! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
16215 0:03   


YOURE A BAD MAN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Youre a bad man, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65607 0:02   


GAH, YOU REALLY ARE A NEANDERTHAL... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Gah, you really are a neanderthal, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65650 0:04   


GUNSHOT - MA, PA SHOT AT AOL AGAIN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
4654 0:10   


HES KIND OF A DICKHEAD..IF YOU KNOW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Hes kind of a dickhead if you know what I mean.. Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65225 0:03   


YOU DICK! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
19670 0:03   


DID YOU PUT THAT TOGETHER EINSTEIN?.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Did you put that together yourself Einstein? Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65143 0:05   


FEMALE: DO YOU MAKE AN EFFORT TO BE OBNOXIOUS, OR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
8673 0:04   


FOR A HOLY MAN, YOU PISS PEOPLE OFF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound For a holy man, youve got a knack for pissing people off, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65229 0:03   


I JUST KNOW ... PROBE MY ANUS WITH ALIEN BACKGROUN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
5528 0:03   


PAULY SHORE: YOU GUYS A PARTY CROWD...LIKE TO GET - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
13472 0:13   


"YOU ARE PUKES, THE LOWEST FORM OF LIFE ON EARTH.. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
13405 0:12   


CAN I JUST REMIND YOU TO BITE ME? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
24005 0:03   


IF YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED 3 TIMES AND STILL ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
13640 0:07   


STUPID YOU ARE SO STUPID - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
15551 0:05   


"WELL, WHAT THE HELL WE SUPPOSED TO DO..YA MO-RON" - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
48347 0:03   


CONVERSATION BETWEEN MEN IN AN ELEVATOR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
24649 0:44   


HEY, WHATS THIS LYING AROUND SHIT? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Hey, whats this lying around shit? Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
64235 0:04   


YOU ONLY HAD ONE SIMPLE JOB, YOU COULDNT DO THAT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You only had one simple job and you couldnt even do that... Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
65750 0:05   


MALE: SHUT YOUR BLADDERING PIE HOLE ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
13145 0:03   


MALE--YOU ARE LOONY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You are loony, Comedy, Insult Comedy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy, Insult Comedy  
167707 0:01   


OLD MAN APPEARS IN COURT FOR SEX WITH 16-YEAR OLD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
13182 0:35   

PAGE 8    ◄◄ ◄ PREV 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 NEXT ► ►►



DIRECT URL: https://www.audiosparx.com/Ultimate-Sound
Back to Top
Comedy,
cool wav files,
royalty free sfx,
download sounds,
free fx sounds download,
free voice mail sounds,
monster truck sounds,
left4dead2 sound effects,
download heartbeat sound,
sound effects from tom cruise war of the worlds,
freesfx,
hip hop sound effects download,
free sound effects mp3,
whip sound effect,
record scratching to a halt sound effect,
cow herd sound effect,
pokemon game sound effects,
open source sound effects download,
soundclip,
news show sound effects,
wav sound,
Comedy