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FEMALE VOICE IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR POCKET - (by Mario Pompetti)
Mario Pompetti mae west vocal style, great for animation ect, Comedy,
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1093788 0:08   


COMIC CUCKOO SOUND - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax Comic Cuckoo mocking, Comedy,
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289223 0:10   


WE ARE THE BORG - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters We are Borg, but we're not boring! A parody of one of our favorite Star Trek-The Next Generation entries. Locutus of Borg! (We think Picard should have stayed Borg and run the Enterprise that way.), Comedy,
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338416 0:30   


LICK IT...LICK IT REAL GOOD! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Well spoken daft woman's voice "Lick It...Lick it real good", Comedy,
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359042 0:03   


GIRL CRYING_SHUT UP!! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Comedy Girl crying then man's voice shouts - "shut up", Comedy,
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359005 0:06   


SHE'S A CHEAP SLUT! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Well spoken angry lady's comedy voice "She's a cheap slut!", Comedy,
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359066 0:02   


A CROCK & BULLWINKLE STORY - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters This is what you've always wanted to hear from from Rocky and Bullwinkle but they could never broadcast anything like this, at least not during the original 1960s TV series! Comedy,
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352158 0:30   


RINGIE DINGIE - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Ever see the Lily Tomlin telephone operator routine? This is one mutated version of it. Comedy,
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343565 0:33   


THIS CELL PHONE HAS BEEN STOLEN - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters We think the title speaks for itself. Check it out and see. Comedy,
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340195 0:30   


CREDITOR CALLING - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Suppose your cell phone was your personal servant and a creditor was calling you? What would your cell phone say? Comedy,
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336943 0:30   


IS THAT A CELL PHONE IN YOUR POCKET - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Well, as a matter of fact, it is. Or is it. Comedy,
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343549 0:30   


DEADBEAT - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters What does your x-wife call you when she dials your number? Play this one and find out. Well, you could look at the title but you gotta hear this one. Comedy,
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337036 0:30   


LUKE, I LIED - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters So, Vader lied about being Luke's father. This is where you can finally learn the actual truth. Comedy,
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338414 0:30   


IT'S BEEN FUN 1 - VOICE JAMES - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box This has been an enjoyable day. We have enjoyed ourselves, let's do it again sometime. Till next time. Deep and present voice, queen's English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Talking, British / Male
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687756 0:01   
Edit Type: Full Track (version 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
687757 0:02   
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687758 0:02   
Edit Type: Variation B (slower 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Vocal stingers
687760 0:02   
Edit Type: Variation C (slower n lower) - Comedy,
687761 0:02   


YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
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338418 0:30   


DON'T WORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters She thinks she's making you feel better by saying that. This is a great laugh for your friends to hear...unless you're afraid they'll think it's a real call from your real girlfriend! Comedy,
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338412 0:30   


WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY? - (by Brenda Elthon)
Brenda Elthon Hillbilly gal in jeans and braids asks "What are you doin tuh-day?" in flat, Tennesse comedy accent. Regional humor made famous by the Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres. Remember those funny tv sitcoms? A classic Americana form of good natured humor that never goes out of style. Come on, laugh, Comedy,
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534669 0:03   


WELL RING ALREADY - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters So answer it, you dumb human! Comedy,
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338417 0:30   


KID STUFF - 02 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
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340197 0:30   


ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME WITH THIS - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Surprise female "Are You Shittin' Me with this", Comedy,
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374748 0:02   


BRING ME MY MONKEY - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Daft mad female's voice "Bring Me My Monkey", Comedy,
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358996 0:02   


HEAVY BREATHING PHONE CALL - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax Heavy Breathing Phone Call mobile telephone sex sexy, Comedy,
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332192 1:02   


DR. SEUSS IN DA HOOD COMMERCIAL - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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46480 0:41   


KID STUFF - 03 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
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343552 0:30   


KID STUFF - 01 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
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338413 0:30   


SILLY MUMMY JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Mummy joke, Comedy,
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206074 0:56   


VERY SORRY TO SAY THIS..BUT I SMELL FARTS - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Ludicrous ridiculous woman's comedy voice "Very sorry to say this..but I smell farts", Comedy,
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359087 0:05   


OMG THERE'S A LESBIAN ON MY ROOF - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Outrageous daft woman's comedy voice "OMG There's a Lesbian on my roof", Comedy,
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359057 0:03   


I LOVE YOU MORE THAN FOOD - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax I Love you more than Food comedy monologue ringtone, Comedy,
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333005 0:47   


OH, YEAH - (by Brenda Elthon)
Brenda Elthon Deep male voice tells you "oh, yeah." Boy, he really means it! We must have done a good job! The perfect exclamation point for way too many jokes. Radio ready audio for naughty, but good natured fun. Comedy,
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533447 0:10   
Edit Type: Variation (shorter version) - Talking, Baudy  
533848 0:05   


OH, YEAH - (by Brenda Elthon)
Brenda Elthon Deep male voice tells you "oh, yeah." Boy, he really means it! We must have done a good job! The perfect exclamation point for way too many jokes. Radio ready audio for naughty, but good natured fun. Talking, Baudy
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530082 0:10   
Edit Type: Variation (shorter version) - Comedy,  
530091 0:05   


DON'T MIND THE DOG..RUB IT ALL OVER - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Posh demented woman's voice "Don't mind the dog..Rub it all over", Comedy,
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359002 0:03   


I THINK YOU BETTER COME AND HAVE LOOK AT THIS 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Come check this out. There might be a problem and I want you to give me your opinion. Uh-oh I don't think you are going to like this... Deep english accent voice. Slight northern accent. Computer or phone text messaging alert. Novelty ringtone. Close proximity high level recording, no ambiance. Talking, British / Male
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Edit Type: Full Track (vox pop 1) - Talking, British / Male
470669 0:02   
Edit Type: Full Track A (low down) - Comedy,
470670 0:03   
Edit Type: Full Track B (vox pop 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
470671 0:02   


WOULD YOU MIND CLOSING YOUR LEGS WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Extremely posh lady's annoyed comedy voice "would you mind closing your legs while I'm talking to you", Comedy,
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359098 0:04   


TESTING 1... 2... 3... - (by Music And SFX)
Music And SFX Testing 1... 2... 3... (microphone check), Comedy,
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487783 0:07   


DONALD DUCK VOICE - OH MY.... WITH CHAINSAW SOUND - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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3971 0:10   


MUMMY JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Joke about Mummies, Comedy,
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206068 0:25   


TALIBAN NEEDS ANSWERING MACHINES - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Taliban needs answering machines, Comedy,
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63207 1:52   


MIRROR MIRROR - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax Mirror Mirror comedy monologue, Comedy,
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333012 0:58   


THE QUIET STORM 2-27-97 - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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48332 4:18   


CAN I HAVE YOUR WATCH WHEN YOU ARE DEAD?? - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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45696 0:05   


GARGLED USA ANTHEM - (by Ian Hubball)
Ian Hubball The USA national Anthem gargled ! Comedy,
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446201 0:09   


BOB HOPE AT ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARTY - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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44718 0:14   


GHOST HUMOR - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Ghost jokes, Comedy,
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205818 0:18   


VAMPIRE HUMOR - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Vampire jokes, Comedy,
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205819 0:55   


DATING A GHOST JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Ghost joke in club, Comedy,
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206072 0:21   


BLACK CAT JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Bad black cat joke, Comedy,
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206073 0:12   


SILLY HALLOWEEN JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post HAlloween joke, Comedy,
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206076 0:19   


MACARENA EATS LEAD - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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11769 0:22   


CHICKETY CHINA CHINESE CHICKEN SKIT - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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52613 2:27   



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