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BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH MACHINE GUN - YEAH
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
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5873
0:08
USD $2.40
YOU KNOW, SCOTLAND HAS IT'S OWN MARTIAL ARTS, IT'S
- (by
Ultimate Sound
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Comedy
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20784
0:04
USD $1.30
SILLY HALLOWEEN JOKE
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Hollywood Post
)
HAlloween joke,
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206076
0:19
USD $4.10
GARGLED USA ANTHEM
- (by
Ian Hubball
)
The USA national Anthem gargled !
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446201
0:09
USD $1.95
BILL CLINTON - WE NEED TO ACCELERATE ....
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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3648
0:05
USD $1.60
911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY...
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Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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3675
0:06
USD $2.20
RINGIE DINGIE
- (by
John M. Peters
)
Ever see the Lily Tomlin telephone operator routine? This is one mutated version of it.
Comedy
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343565
0:33
USD $5.55
HOLD ONTO YOUR LUGNUTS...
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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11730
0:16
USD $3.10
TOM SELLECK, ABSOLUTELY QUEER?
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
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11800
0:22
USD $4.10
VALLEY GIRL: I JUST THREW A PIN AT YOU, AND ...
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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33062
0:10
USD $2.30
NOW, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO CANCER...
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Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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7413
0:10
USD $2.30
MONSTER JOKE
- (by
Hollywood Post
)
Monster and ghost joke,
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206067
0:27
USD $5.15
SHIRLEY TEMPLE ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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3227
0:21
USD $4.10
PROVING AGAIN THAT SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE PEOPLE ..
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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15565
0:04
USD $1.30
HMM, I KNOW ONE THING, IF I LOOK AT YOUR CHEST...
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Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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3810
0:04
USD $1.30
BARNEY THEME...WITH GUNSHOTS AND CHEERING
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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3714
0:26
USD $5.15
OH, YEAH
- (by
Brenda Elthon
)
Deep male voice tells you "oh, yeah." Boy, he really means it! We must have done a good job! The perfect exclamation point for way too many jokes. Radio ready audio for naughty, but good natured fun.
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530082
0:10
USD $1.95±
Edit Type: Variation (shorter version) - Comedy,
530091
0:05
USD $1.50±
BIG F____ QUEUE, I LOVE....
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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8187
0:05
USD $1.85
AS I WAS SAYING.....WITH FARTING SOUNDS
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
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3606
0:16
USD $3.10
JOKE ABOUT DATING A GHOST
- (by
Hollywood Post
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Ghost jokes,
Comedy
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206069
0:38
USD $7.25
COSBY: ... WHAT IS IT ABOUT COCAINE THAT MAKES IT
- (by
Ultimate Sound
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Comedy
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24382
0:23
USD $4.95
POPCORN PISS
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
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4554
0:04
USD $1.30
MALE: GREETING, Y'LL. AND WELCOME ALL YOU DANG F
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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13589
0:16
USD $3.10
I'M OUTA HERE ...
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
12949
0:06
USD $1.75
BUD-WEI-SER ... SPLAT
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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2830
0:09
USD $2.25
MALE: I'M GOING TO GET ME A BIG BOY SOCKET WRENCH
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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21140
0:10
USD $2.30
BOB HOPE AT ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARTY
- (by
Hollywood Post
)
Comedy
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44718
0:14
USD $3.10
JEFF FOX: IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CA
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
25237
0:08
USD $2.40
SHIT, I HAVEN'T HAD COFFEE YET....
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
3829
0:04
USD $1.50
GET ME SOME BOONES FARM...WORK ON PORES
- (by
Hollywood Post
)
Guy wanting some Boones Farm wine,
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
206053
0:07
USD $2.10
MALE: I'M GOING TO THE OUTHOUSE ...
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
28546
0:06
USD $1.70
DAMN, YOU DRUNK TESTS ARE HARD
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
17314
0:02
USD $1.50
IT'S NOT THE SPEED SO MUCH ...
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
12682
0:07
USD $2.10
COMEDY WITH HANK WILLIAMS
- (by
Hollywood Post
)
Comedy
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52610
0:30
USD $5.15
COULD BE WORSE. HOW? COULD BE RAINING.
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
7966
0:08
USD $2.40
CONVERSATION BETWEEN MEN IN AN ELEVATOR
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
24649
0:44
USD $7.25
BART - WHADDYA WANT - BARNEY BEING SHOT, HOMER LAU
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
5884
0:11
USD $2.40
ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME WITH THIS
- (by
AJ Pro Audio
)
Surprise female "Are You Shittin' Me with this",
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
374748
0:02
USD $7.15
GHOST HUMOR
- (by
Hollywood Post
)
Ghost jokes,
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
205818
0:18
USD $4.10
BILL COSBY SKIT ABOUT BURGER KING
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
19508
0:45
USD $7.25
THIS IS THE AOL POLICE. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. DROP
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
23666
0:20
USD $4.10
CREDITOR CALLING
- (by
John M. Peters
)
Suppose your cell phone was your personal servant and a creditor was calling you? What would your cell phone say?
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
336943
0:30
USD $5.55
JEFF FOX: IF YOUR DOG AND YOUR WALLET ARE BOTH ON
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
25245
0:07
USD $2.10
THIS LINE IS FOR TICKET HOLDERS ONLY.....
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
2836
1:07
USD $9.55
911 HAS BEEN CHANGED
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
7376
0:18
USD $4.10
BARNEY GETTING WHIPPED AND SHOT WITH HOTEL CALIFOR
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
5871
0:15
USD $3.10
IS IT TRUE WHEN YOU WERE BORN THE DOCTOR TURNED AR
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
26200
0:04
USD $1.30
COMIC CUCKOO SOUND
- (by
Pete Bax
)
Comic Cuckoo mocking,
Comedy
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Min:Sec
Tempo & BPM
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
289223
0:10
USD $4.00
TEENAGE NATIVITY
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
12438
0:14
USD $3.10
MALE: NEXT TIME I HAVE A DAUGHTER, I HOPE IT'S A
- (by
Ultimate Sound
)
Comedy
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Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,
17225
0:04
USD $1.30
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