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I LOVE YOU MORE THAN FOOD - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax I Love you more than Food comedy monologue ringtone, Comedy,
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333005 0:47   


DR. SEUSS IN DA HOOD COMMERCIAL - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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46480 0:41   


A CROCK & BULLWINKLE STORY - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters This is what you've always wanted to hear from from Rocky and Bullwinkle but they could never broadcast anything like this, at least not during the original 1960s TV series! Comedy,
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352158 0:30   


AFTER 14 MONTHS AT SEA, JACQUES COUSTEAU.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2874 0:45   


CONVERSATION BETWEEN MEN IN AN ELEVATOR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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24649 0:44   


RINGIE DINGIE - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Ever see the Lily Tomlin telephone operator routine? This is one mutated version of it. Comedy,
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343565 0:33   


THIS CELL PHONE HAS BEEN STOLEN - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters We think the title speaks for itself. Check it out and see. Comedy,
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340195 0:30   


CREDITOR CALLING - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Suppose your cell phone was your personal servant and a creditor was calling you? What would your cell phone say? Comedy,
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336943 0:30   


TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE MAY BE HAVING AN AFFAIR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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22892 0:56   


IS THAT A CELL PHONE IN YOUR POCKET - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Well, as a matter of fact, it is. Or is it. Comedy,
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343549 0:30   


DEADBEAT - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters What does your x-wife call you when she dials your number? Play this one and find out. Well, you could look at the title but you gotta hear this one. Comedy,
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337036 0:30   


LUKE, I LIED - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters So, Vader lied about being Luke's father. This is where you can finally learn the actual truth. Comedy,
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338414 0:30   


SILLY MUMMY JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Mummy joke, Comedy,
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206074 0:56   


YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
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338418 0:30   


DON'T WORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters She thinks she's making you feel better by saying that. This is a great laugh for your friends to hear...unless you're afraid they'll think it's a real call from your real girlfriend! Comedy,
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338412 0:30   


MALAKAS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11854 0:33   


WELL RING ALREADY - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters So answer it, you dumb human! Comedy,
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338417 0:30   


KID STUFF - 02 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
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340197 0:30   


TALIBAN NEEDS ANSWERING MACHINES - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Taliban needs answering machines, Comedy,
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63207 1:52   


LICK IT...LICK IT REAL GOOD! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Well spoken daft woman's voice "Lick It...Lick it real good", Comedy,
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359042 0:03   


GIRL CRYING_SHUT UP!! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Comedy Girl crying then man's voice shouts - "shut up", Comedy,
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359005 0:06   


KID STUFF - 03 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
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343552 0:30   


SUGAR SHOCKERS COMMERCIAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3191 1:12   


SHE'S A CHEAP SLUT! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Well spoken angry lady's comedy voice "She's a cheap slut!", Comedy,
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359066 0:02   


HEAVY BREATHING PHONE CALL - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax Heavy Breathing Phone Call mobile telephone sex sexy, Comedy,
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332192 1:02   


KID STUFF - 01 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
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338413 0:30   


VAMPIRE HUMOR - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Vampire jokes, Comedy,
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205819 0:55   


MIRROR MIRROR - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax Mirror Mirror comedy monologue, Comedy,
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333012 0:58   


JOKE ABOUT SEPERATE BEDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Seperate bed joke, Comedy,
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63176 0:49   


JOKE ABOUT DATING A GHOST - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Ghost jokes, Comedy,
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206069 0:38   


... THIS IS WHAT'S KNOW IN THE TRADE AS PUTTING TH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11196 0:49   


ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME WITH THIS - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Surprise female "Are You Shittin' Me with this", Comedy,
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374748 0:02   


BRING ME MY MONKEY - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Daft mad female's voice "Bring Me My Monkey", Comedy,
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358996 0:02   


JOKE ABOUT VAMPIRES - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Bad vampire joke, Comedy,
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206066 0:32   


POLICE SQUAD COMEDY SKIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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21345 1:29   


MALE: NEWS REPORT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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21041 0:57   


VERY SORRY TO SAY THIS..BUT I SMELL FARTS - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Ludicrous ridiculous woman's comedy voice "Very sorry to say this..but I smell farts", Comedy,
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359087 0:05   


LIFE IS LIKE A MOP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11504 0:57   


OMG THERE'S A LESBIAN ON MY ROOF - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Outrageous daft woman's comedy voice "OMG There's a Lesbian on my roof", Comedy,
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359057 0:03   


DON'T MIND THE DOG..RUB IT ALL OVER - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Posh demented woman's voice "Don't mind the dog..Rub it all over", Comedy,
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359002 0:03   


THIS LINE IS FOR TICKET HOLDERS ONLY..... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2836 1:07   


WOULD YOU MIND CLOSING YOUR LEGS WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Extremely posh lady's annoyed comedy voice "would you mind closing your legs while I'm talking to you", Comedy,
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359098 0:04   


ADVERTISEMENT FOR ELVIS TAPES--PARODY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Elvis impersonator ad for tapes, Comedy,
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2925 1:24   


TELEPHONE INTERVIEW FOR THE JOB OF HAIRDRESSER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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23429 1:59   


DING DONG...AMERICAN BIMBO COLLECTION - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2789 1:10   


DUBTHEATER COMMERCIAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2915 1:22   


THE QUIET STORM 2-27-97 - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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48332 4:18   


HIYA, THIS IS PRESIDENT BUBBA.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2828 1:13   


ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATHIC WACKO? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13385 1:05   


MALE: HEY, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? WELCOME TO JACK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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10731 1:15   



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