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RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT IS A POSTAL WORKER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13292 0:07   


LIFE IS LIKE A MOP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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11504 0:57   


SOMETIMES WHEN I GET NERVOUS, I STICK MY FINGERS U - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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26215 0:09   


THE LAST TIME I SAW A MOUTH LIKE THAT, IT HAD A HO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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20941 0:04   


DAMN, YOU DRUNK TESTS ARE HARD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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17314 0:02   


TEENAGE NATIVITY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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12438 0:14   


THAT THING NEEDS MORE POWER THAT'S ALL IT NEEDS. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25583 0:02   


WHEN NATURE CALLS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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17520 0:10   


THE PRESIDENT IS NOT IN... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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24933 0:07   


OLIVER CLOTHESOFF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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25747 0:16   


MALE: JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL, BOTH WITH A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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10733 0:10   


YOU KNOW, SCOTLAND HAS IT'S OWN MARTIAL ARTS, IT'S - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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20784 0:04   


MALE: HEY, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? WELCOME TO JACK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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10731 1:15   


... PHONE CALL FOR AL, AL CHOLIC. IS THERE AN AL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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23238 0:25   


MAMMARIES .... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11865 0:08   


YOU EVER BEEN TALKING TO YOURSELF AND SOMEONE COME - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25931 0:15   


I DON'T THINK I NEED ANY MORE COFFEE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12587 0:02   


BARNEY BEING BEATEN BY CHRISTOPHER WALKIN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3544 0:14   


HERE YOU THOUGHT I WAS ANOTHER BLONDE BUBBLEHEAD B - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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27598 0:08   


I'M NOT GONNA GO COMMANDO.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7706 0:03   


WELCOME TO CASTLE ANTHRAX...WITH STORMY BACKGROUND - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5524 0:16   


GEORGE CARLIN ABOUT MEN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25514 0:10   


(BONK) GIVE ME THIS. IF IT'S BROKEN IT'S GOING R - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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29404 0:05   


LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS JANE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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20650 0:08   


BRITISH HUMOR: I'VE BEEN IN YOUR FAMILY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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17099 0:06   


I'M LOOKING FOR A CUTE LITTLE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8225 0:04   


IF IDA...MARRIED DON HO, SHE'D BE IDA HO. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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17423 0:05   


WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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16830 0:51   


MALE: NEXT TIME I HAVE A DAUGHTER, I HOPE IT'S A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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17225 0:04   


THE LONESOME KID - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11606 0:43   


MALE: GREETING, Y'LL. AND WELCOME ALL YOU DANG F - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13589 0:16   


JOKE ABOUT SEPERATE BEDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Seperate bed joke, Comedy,
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63176 0:49   


SKINNY BAR, FAT BAR, FAT BAR ... A DOLLAR TWENTY. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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17102 0:08   


SHE FALLS IN A WELL, HER EYES GET CROSSED. SHE GE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8906 0:10   


AND NOW WITH THE LATEST IN WEATHER, HERE'S AL SWEE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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16853 1:09   


I WANT A BOWL OF RAW RED MEAT RIGHT NOW...LIVE COW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11979 0:09   


JEFF FOX: IF SOMEONE ASKED TO SEE YOUR ID AND YOU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25244 0:07   


MALE: I'M GOING TO GET ME A BIG BOY SOCKET WRENCH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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21140 0:10   


MALE: YOU'VE GOT THE BRAIN OF A FOUR YEAR OLD BOY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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7342 0:03   


PROVING AGAIN THAT SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE PEOPLE .. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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15565 0:04   


CHILD-CHRIS-TELLS A JOKE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Child tells a joke, Comedy,
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61099 0:17   


JEFF FOX: IF DIRECTIONS TO YOUR HOUSE, INCLUDE TUR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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25238 0:07   


JEFF FOX: IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Comedy,  
25237 0:08   


JEFF FOX: IF YOU'VE EVER CUT YOUR GRASS AND FOUND - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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25242 0:05   


JEFF FOX: IF YOUR DOG AND YOUR WALLET ARE BOTH ON - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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25245 0:07   


ALWAYS REMEMBER THESE WORDS....SCREW 'EM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5483 0:04   


AND NOW THE FINAL ORDEAL ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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13388 0:05   


MALE: IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CALL A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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13586 0:08   


AL, TIPPER AND BILL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Al, Tipper and Bill, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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63149 1:34   


YOU GET BEER... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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20118 0:14   



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