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GARGLED USA ANTHEM   (by Ian Hubball )
Ian Hubball The USA national Anthem gargled ! Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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446201 0:08   

HOCKEY MEN WHO KNIT   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of macho hockey players post-game revelry -- which includes knitting! Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbie, Rylan Doyle, Bryce Hanson and Suzannah Doyle; original music ("NaNaNaNa/We Win") by Steve Soucy. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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322019 0:29   

IN A WORLD GUY: WILL HE ANSWER IN TIME?   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch: the "In a World" voiceover guy talking dramatically about how will answer the phone. Unfortunately, he never gets around to it; but his wife does. Voiceovers by Leon Flood & Suz Doyle. Music ("Poignancy") by Suzannah Doyle. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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333003 1:18   
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333028 0:29   

DO I SMELL A NEWBIE?...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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25655 0:06   

I'M OUTA HERE ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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12949 0:05   

HIYA, THIS IS PRESIDENT BUBBA....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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2828 1:12   

MALE: GREETING, Y'LL. AND WELCOME ALL YOU DANG F   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13589 0:15   

ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATHIC WACKO?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13385 1:04   

CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG AND YOU HAVE A CHOICE BETW   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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26203 0:11   

VALLEY GIRL: I JUST THREW A PIN AT YOU, AND ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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33062 0:09   

OLD MAN APPEARS IN COURT FOR SEX WITH 16-YEAR OLD   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13182 0:34   

THIS IS THE CAT   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of the Cat calling to remind you that you forgot to let him out. Voiceover and original music ("Hitchcockish") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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322629 0:30   

RINGIE DINGIE   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters Ever see the Lily Tomlin telephone operator routine? This is one mutated version of it. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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343565 0:32   

(GUNSHOT) MA! PA DONE SHOT UP THE AMERICA ON LINE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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22900 0:05   

BARNEY BEING BEATEN BY CHRISTOPHER WALKIN   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3544 0:13   

GREETINGS, THIS IS SCIENCE OFFICER SPOCK....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3218 0:15   

ARE YOU ABLE TO CEASE THINKING ON DEMAND   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3786 0:01   

LEWIS: I CAN SEE YOU RIGHT NOW   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of Nerdly Lewis asking a woman across the way for a date. He can see her right now, in fact . . . Voiceover by Eric Nepom; original music ("Purple Dinosaur Walk") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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315014 0:31   

WHAT DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WILL TAKE AWAY FROM THIS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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6851 0:16   

DEADBEAT   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters What does your x-wife call you when she dials your number? Play this one and find out. Well, you could look at the title but you gotta hear this one. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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337036 0:29   

DUBTHEATER COMMERCIAL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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2915 1:21   

BARNEY SINGING AND SHOT WITH GLASS BREAKING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3547 0:13   

BUGS BUNNY SINGING AND BEING SLAPPED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3730 0:06   

LUKE, I LIED   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters So, Vader lied about being Luke's father. This is where you can finally learn the actual truth. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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338414 0:30   

IMPAIRED THINKER   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3027 0:03   

CAVEMAN CELLPHONE RING   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of cavemen singing about Cellphone ringing. Oog. Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script & music ("Oog Play By Ear") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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414558 0:36   

THE EMERGENCY MORON SYSTEM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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4413 0:07   

IN MY DAY: NEW FANGLED RINGTONES   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of old Geezer reminiscing about the old days before those darn "New Fangled Ringtones". Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; music ("Arkansas Traveler") trad.; arr. by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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326521 0:29   

LIFE IS LIKE A MOP   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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11504 0:56   

JEFF FOXWORTHY:YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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24590 0:16   

COMIC CUCKOO SOUND   (by Pete Bax )
Pete Bax Comic Cuckoo mocking, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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289223 0:09   

IN MY DAY: THONGS   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of old Geezers discussing thongs. Voiceovers by Rylan Doyle and Suzannah Doyle; music ("Arkansas Traveler") trad.; arr. by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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331062 0:58   
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331088 0:29   

QUEER EYE FOR THE QUEER GUY   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of "Queer Eye for the Queer Guy". Is it time for your makeover? Voiceovers by Eric Nepom & Suz Doyle; script by Lyris Cooper and Suzannah Doyle; music ("Hip Hop Groove") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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350924 0:29   

LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS THE WOMAN   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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20658 0:11   

BILL CLINTON - WE NEED TO ACCELERATE ....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3648 0:04   

KID STUFF - 03   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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343552 0:30   

PSYCHO KILLER HOTLINE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Psycho Killer Hotline. Voiceover and original music ("Epic Trouble Brewing") by Suzannah Doyle; idea by Nick Pugliese and Suz Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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324696 0:30   

CHICKETY CHINA CHINESE CHICKEN SKIT   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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52613 2:26   

DONALD DUCK VOICE - OH MY.... WITH CHAINSAW SOUND   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3971 0:09   

WHY WOMEN DON'T LIKE THE THREE STOOGES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7320 0:07   

JOHN WAYNE: PICK UP THE PHONE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre John Wayne parody/ comedy Ring Tone. Cowboy Music with John Wayne encouraging you to answer the phone, pardner. Voiceover by J. C Jarvis; original music ("Western Shootout") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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314125 0:51   

IT'S YOUR BIG SISTER RINGTONE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Big Sister Calling to annoy you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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331114 0:28   

JOKE ABOUT SEPERATE BEDS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Seperate bed joke, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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63176 0:48   

HE HAD FLOWN OFF SO GAILY, CUTTING A CAPER. TO FL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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27516 0:15   

TOM SELLECK, ABSOLUTELY QUEER?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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11800 0:21   

COMICAL KISSES   (by CinE-Sounds: Sounds with Effects )
CinE-Sounds: Sounds with Effects Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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321926 1:00   

TOP SECRET RUSSIAN CODES (RINGTONE)   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of Russian Prime Minister Gorenko accidentally giving out secret Russian communication codes. Voiceover by Rylan Doyle; original music ("Mother Russia") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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315244 0:50   

SAM KINISON ON PEE WEE HERMAN   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13120 0:24   

THE QUIET STORM 2-27-97   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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48332 4:17   

VAMPIRE HUMOR   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Vampire jokes, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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205819 0:54   
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Jokes, funny lines, skits


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