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IN MY DAY: NEW FANGLED RINGTONES - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of old Geezer reminiscing about the old days before those darn "New Fangled Ringtones". Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; music ("Arkansas Traveler") trad.; arr. by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
326521 0:29   


THIS IS THE AOL POLICE. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. DROP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23666 0:19   


SILLY HALLOWEEN JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post HAlloween joke, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206076 0:18   


BIG F____ QUEUE, I LOVE.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8187 0:04   


BOB THE RAPIST WITH COMICAL SOUND - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2803 0:36   


MY WIFE AND I HAVE 5 CHILDREN.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2824 4:21   


HEY DAD, IT'S YOUR SON - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a boy calling his Dad. Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331773 0:29   


LATINO SOAP OPERA ASSOCIATION - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Latino Soap Opera Association phone message. Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Que Cantan Feliz") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
315026 1:09   


SUICIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Suicide Prevention Hotline having a bad day. Voiceover and original music ("Ominous Opening Credits Music") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
315211 0:34   


CHICKETY CHINA CHINESE CHICKEN SKIT - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
52613 2:26   


HI, THIS IS MICHAEL BOLTON.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2813 0:05   


SOMETHING CAME OUT OF YOUR BUTT.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3748 0:04   


SHIRLEY TEMPLE ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3227 0:20   


IN A WORLD GUY: ONLY ONE MAN CAN ANSWER THE CALL - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy phone sketch: the "In a World" voiceover guy talking dramatically about how only one man can answer the call to counteract the unbearable tedium of everyday conversation. Voiceovers by Leon Flood & Suz Doyle. Music ("At the Finish Line") by Suzannah Doyle and Stuart Curtis. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
315511 1:00   


HOLD ONTO YOUR LUGNUTS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11730 0:15   


BILL COSBY SKIT ABOUT BURGER KING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
19508 0:44   


I'M JUST NOT HAPPY...SHUT THE F___ UP..DENNIS LARR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8192 0:27   


MALE: THREE BLIND MICE; SEE HOW THEY RUN. WERE T - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3369 0:06   


LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS THE WOMAN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20658 0:11   


HELLO....ALICE COOPER...LOVE TO GET BACK AT YOU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2867 0:08   


RINGIE DINGIE - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Ever see the Lily Tomlin telephone operator routine? This is one mutated version of it. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
343565 0:32   


BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH MACHINE GUN - YEAH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5873 0:07   


PHAROAH AWAKES - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of the Pharoah Awakening. Why did he wake up? Voiceover, script & music ("Pharoah") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
332858 0:30   


NERO'S PHONE MACHINE MESSAGE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of a phone message left on Nero's phone machine. Voiceover and original music ("Spaghetti Western") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318961 0:30   


SO, ARE YOU CHINESE OR JAPANESE? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11237 0:34   


MR. PRESIDENT, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WIFE SWAPP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24320 0:19   


YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338418 0:29   


HMM, I KNOW ONE THING, IF I LOOK AT YOUR CHEST... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3810 0:03   


DO I SMELL A NEWBIE? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12503 0:06   


DUBTHEATER COMMERCIAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2915 1:21   


BARNEY - EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU ... - PUKE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5876 0:05   


OMG THERE'S A LESBIAN ON MY ROOF - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Outrageous daft woman's comedy voice "OMG There's a Lesbian on my roof", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359057 0:02   


OFFICES OF GOD - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Sketch of a message from the Offices of God. Voiceover, script, and music ("Angelic Hootenanny") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
332926 0:29   


MALTESE FALCON SPOOF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11498 0:22   


I WANT A BOWL OF RAW RED MEAT RIGHT NOW...LIVE COW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11979 0:08   


GOD'S PHONE MSSGS: MANUEL TOBASCO COMMUNION WAFERS - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Manuel leaving God a phone message about Tobasco-flavored communion wafers. Voiceover by A. Sivetz; VO and original music ("Angelic Hootenanny") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
316878 0:29   


HEY MAN, THEM CHINESE, YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT T - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6878 0:05   


IT'S NICE TO BE NICE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12530 0:03   


BUGS BUNNY SINGING AND BEING SLAPPED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3730 0:06   


JEFF FOX: ... IF YOU SEE A SIGN THAT SAYS SAY NO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25249 0:09   


IT'S YOUR BIG BROTHER RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Big Brother Calling to annoy you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331113 0:29   


BARNEY THEME...WITH GUNSHOTS AND CHEERING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3714 0:25   


THE LONESOME KID - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11606 0:42   


VALLEY GIRL: I JUST THREW A PIN AT YOU, AND ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
33062 0:09   


ALWAYS REMEMBER THESE WORDS....SCREW 'EM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5483 0:03   


IT'S YOUR MOM RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Mom Calling to nag you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331111 0:29   


I LOVE YOU MORE THAN FOOD - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax I Love you more than Food comedy monologue ringtone, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
333005 0:46   


JACK SPARROW RINGTONE ACCORD - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Has Captain Jack Sparrow reached an accord with his cell phone caller? And what about the rum? Voiceover & script by Gregory Crawford; original music ("A Pirate's Life for Me") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
362622 0:29   


HYPOCHONDRIAC HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Hypochondriac Hotline. Guaranteed to ail what cures you. Voiceover by Lyris Cooper; original music ("Tension Headache") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
326867 0:29   


LALALA...BAD SMURFS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3530 0:03   



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