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TALIBAN NEEDS ANSWERING MACHINES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Taliban needs answering machines, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
63207 1:51   

THE EMERGENCY MORON SYSTEM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
4413 0:07   

BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH LASER BY STAR TREK   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
5872 0:33   

DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? (SNIFF) YEAH. NO, BESIDES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
26213 0:04   

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
8408 0:24   

MY GLASSES! I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES. MY G   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
28283 0:06   

NO STEM, NO SEED....BAD ASS WEED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
5805 0:09   

THIS IS THE AOL POLICE. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. DROP   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
23666 0:19   

SUGAR SHOCKERS COMMERCIAL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
3191 1:11   

911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
3675 0:05   

AND AFTER THE SPANKING, ORAL SEX   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
12907 0:08   

BARNEY THEME...WITH GUNSHOTS AND CHEERING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
3714 0:25   

WHEW! SOMEBODY DONE BEEN TO THE WALMART!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
15792 0:03   

BAD BOYS SONG WITH DOOR BELL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
5782 0:05   

9000 GIGS OF RAM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
7369 0:05   

VALLEY GIRL: I JUST THREW A PIN AT YOU, AND ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
33062 0:09   

MONTY PYTHON LONG GOODBYE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
11599 0:06   

JEFF FOXWORTHY:YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
24590 0:16   

GREETINGS, THIS IS SCIENCE OFFICER SPOCK....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
3218 0:15   

JOE FRIDAY FROM DRAGNET, SYSTEMS ANALYST   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
37139 0:06   

HEY, ARE YOU PONDERING....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
5550 0:02   

DO I SMELL A NEWBIE?...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
25655 0:06   

BILL COSBY SKIT ABOUT BURGER KING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
19508 0:44   

GENTLEMAN, I WANNA WELCOME YOU....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
16829 1:54   

I WANT TO GET ONLINE...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
30651 0:23   

WHY YUMYUM...IT'S BACON !   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
3515 0:03   

SHIT, I HAVEN'T HAD COFFEE YET....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
3829 0:03   

BARNEY GETTING WHIPPED AND SHOT WITH HOTEL CALIFOR   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
5871 0:14   

SKIT: TERMINATOR'S BACK, THIS TIME HE'S GAY   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
8015 0:19   

HIYA, THIS IS PRESIDENT BUBBA....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
2828 1:12   

PAULY SHORE: YOU GUYS A PARTY CROWD...LIKE TO GET   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
13472 0:12   

DRACULA VOICE - HELLO CHILDREN....MY CAREFREE...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
5526 0:06   

OLD MEN TALK ABOUT SEX   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
11584 0:07   

BARNEY SINGING AND BEING SHOT, SCREAMING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
3545 0:09   

AFTER 14 MONTHS AT SEA, JACQUES COUSTEAU....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
2874 0:44   

AYAAYAYA RIGHTY THEN !   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
5435 0:05   

MALE: NEWS REPORT   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
21041 0:56   

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METALLICA AND TYSON?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
15525 0:15   

COMEDY SKETCH ABOUT TAPING A COMMERCIAL FOR SUBSTA   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
8615 2:11   

MY PARENTS USED TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT....KIDS...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
6499 0:26   

BOB THE RAPIST WITH COMICAL SOUND   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
2803 0:36   

BARBIE IS BACK....BARBO   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
3540 0:12   

DON'T GO MENTAL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
22633 0:01   

THAT'S ALL WE NEEDED, A DRUISH PRINCESS. FUNNY, S   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
8553 0:09   

GEORGE CARLIN - LET ME ASK ONE QUESTION ON THE MEN   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
3539 0:06   

THE LAST TIME I SAW A MOUTH LIKE THAT, IT HAD A HO   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
20941 0:03   

I'M JUST NOT HAPPY...SHUT THE F___ UP..DENNIS LARR   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
8192 0:27   

TOM SELLECK, ABSOLUTELY QUEER?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
11800 0:21   

OLD MAN APPEARS IN COURT FOR SEX WITH 16-YEAR OLD   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
13182 0:34   

AS I WAS SAYING.....WITH FARTING SOUNDS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
3606 0:15   
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Jokes, funny lines, skits


Jokes,
funny lines,
hilarious skits sounds,
download sounds for windows live,
digital sound effects,
dj transition sound effects,
wav files com,
royalty free sound effects,
sfx,
different sound effects,
sound effects sound,
audio downloader,
aiff audio,
audio sound effects,
comedy wav sounds,
foley sound effects,
partnersinrhythm com soundfx,
special sound effects,
bbc sound fx cds,
hear sound effects,
Jokes, funny lines, skits

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