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DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? (SNIFF) YEAH. NO, BESIDES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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26213 0:04   

911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3675 0:05   

BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH MACHINE GUN - YEAH   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5873 0:07   

I'M OUTA HERE ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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12949 0:05   

THE STORY YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS TRUE...NAME CHANG   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7558 0:08   

DISCUSSION ABOUT ORAL SEX   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13074 0:19   

BUGS BUNNY SINGING AND BEING SLAPPED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3730 0:06   

WHEW! SOMEBODY DONE BEEN TO THE WALMART!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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Full Track - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
15792 0:03   

DO I SMELL A NEWBIE?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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12503 0:06   

BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH LASER BY STAR TREK   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5872 0:33   

CONDOM COMMERCIAL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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2862 0:39   

DANA CARVEY: YOU CANNOT LIGHT A PORCUPINE....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7470 0:06   

911 HAS BEEN CHANGED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7376 0:17   

LITTLE BOY BLUE - HE NEEDED THE MONEY!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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6945 0:02   

BART - WHADDYA WANT - BARNEY BEING SHOT, HOMER LAU   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5884 0:10   

BAD BOYS SONG WITH DOOR BELL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5782 0:05   

ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT NOT!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3846 0:04   

I WANT TO GET ONLINE...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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30651 0:23   

(GUNSHOT) MA! PA DONE SHOT UP THE AMERICA ON LINE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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22900 0:05   

BARNEY I LOVE YOU - DOES NOT COMPUTE - EXPLOSION   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5877 0:07   

BARNEY THEME...WITH GUNSHOTS AND CHEERING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3714 0:25   

GENTLEMAN, I WANNA WELCOME YOU....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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16829 1:54   

OH SHIT I DO SMOKE AND DRINK!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7203 0:10   

MALE: COULD YOU PICK YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR NOSE , H   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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25839 0:04   

JIMMY STEWART   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3049 0:20   

VALLEY GIRL: I JUST THREW A PIN AT YOU, AND ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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33062 0:09   

SO, ARE YOU CHINESE OR JAPANESE?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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11237 0:34   

DONALD VOICE - OH MY GOD...SHUT THE F__UP...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3970 0:04   

AS I WAS SAYING.....WITH FARTING SOUNDS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3606 0:15   

PAULY SHORE: YOU GUYS A PARTY CROWD...LIKE TO GET   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13472 0:12   

TWO BEERS, BARTENDER. I'LL TAKE TWO BEER, TOO.   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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Full Track - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
23946 0:02   

YOU GO GIRL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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24891 0:01   

HI, YOU HAVE REACHED ALZHEIMER'S ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5447 0:29   

TELEPHONE INTERVIEW FOR THE JOB OF HAIRDRESSER   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
23429 1:58   

SHIRLEY TEMPLE ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
3227 0:20   

POPCORN PISS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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4554 0:03   

ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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8409 0:24   

CLINTON SPEECH WITH SEVERAL PEOPLE INSULTING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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2852 1:37   

ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATHIC WACKO?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13385 1:04   

7 DWARFS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7360 0:06   

WHY YUMYUM...IT'S BACON !   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3515 0:03   

BUD-WEI-SER ... SPLAT   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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2830 0:08   

HERE YOU THOUGHT I WAS ANOTHER BLONDE BUBBLEHEAD B   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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27598 0:07   

BIG F____ QUEUE, I LOVE....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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8187 0:04   

HIYA, THIS IS PRESIDENT BUBBA....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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2828 1:12   

ARE WE DEAD, OR IS THIS OHIO?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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12790 0:05   

MALE: GREETING, Y'LL. AND WELCOME ALL YOU DANG F   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13589 0:15   

THE LONESOME KID   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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11606 0:42   

FEMALE: HELLO, OPERATOR, CAN YOU GIVE ME THAT 911   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
7377 0:06   

YOU EVER BEEN TALKING TO YOURSELF AND SOMEONE COME   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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25931 0:14   
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Jokes, funny lines, skits


Jokes,
funny lines,
hilarious skits sounds,
download sound effects,
2000 sound effects,
effects sounds,
wav office space,
音響効果,
weird noises,
old movie sound clips,
movie background sounds,
ilife sound effects downloads,
cd of sound effects,
sound effects for desktop,
sound fx,
sound clips effects,
film sounds for download,
soundclips,
sound effects recordings,
sound effects online,
Jokes, funny lines, skits

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