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HYSTERICAL WAKE UP ALARM   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Hysterical tense voice urging you to wake up so you don't lose your job, miss the bus, etc. RING TONE. Voiceover and original music ("Soap Opera Suspense chords" and "Suspense Bits 2") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 314124 0:25
   $4.95 (A) or $4.95 (B)  
COMIC CUCKOO SOUND   (by Pete Bax )
Pete Bax Comic Cuckoo mocking, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 289223 0:10
   $4.00 (A) or $4.00 (B)  
RING A ZING ZING   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sung/ spoken Ring a Zing Zingy Ring Tone. Male and Female vocals by Suzannah Doyle and John Jarvis; hip hop beats underscoring by Suzannah Doyle. From your friends at Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 314127 0:27
   $4.95 (A) or $4.95 (B)  
SEXY INNUENDO RINGTONE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Sexy Female "This is your cell phone talking to you" Ring Tone. Chock full of innuendos related to picking up and using the phone. Voiceover and original film noir music ("Femme Fatale Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 314129 0:51
   $7.95 ± (A) or $7.95 ± (B)  
911: MOTHERUCKIN' DEER JUMPED OUT HIT MY CAR   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 18678 2:49
   $14.95 (A) or $14.95 (B)  
DR. SEUSS IN DA HOOD COMMERCIAL   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 46480 0:40
   $6.95 (A) or $6.95 (B)  
THE STORY YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS TRUE...NAME CHANG   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 7558 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
SILLY MUMMY JOKE   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Mummy joke, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 206074 0:56
   $8.95 (A) or $8.95 (B)  
THANK YOU, DR. STUPID. TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ASK   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 27957 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? (SNIFF) YEAH. NO, BESIDES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 26213 0:05
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS...FILM AT 11   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13004 0:03
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
THE EMERGENCY MORON SYSTEM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 4413 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
I'M THE BIGGEST DAMN LIAR   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 2786 0:04
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
ADVERTISEMENT FOR ELVIS TAPES--PARODY   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Elvis impersonator ad for tapes, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 2925 1:24
   $11.95 (A) or $11.95 (B)  
CONDOM COMMERCIAL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 2862 0:40
   $6.95 (A) or $6.95 (B)  
TALIBAN NEEDS ANSWERING MACHINES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Taliban needs answering machines, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 63207 1:52
   $14.95 (A) or $14.95 (B)  
BOB HOPE AT ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARTY   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 44718 0:14
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
I WANT TO GET ONLINE...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 30651 0:24
   $4.95 (A) or $4.95 (B)  
COSBY: ... WHAT IS IT ABOUT COCAINE THAT MAKES IT   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 24382 0:23
   $4.95 (A) or $4.95 (B)  
(GUNSHOT) MA! PA DONE SHOT UP THE AMERICA ON LINE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 22900 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
THIS IS THE AOL POLICE. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. DROP   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 23666 0:20
   $3.95 (A) or $3.95 (B)  
GENTLEMAN, I WANNA WELCOME YOU....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 16829 1:55
   $14.95 (A) or $14.95 (B)  
MALE: COULD YOU PICK YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR NOSE , H   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25839 0:05
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
YOU GO GIRL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 24891 0:02
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
9000 GIGS OF RAM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 7369 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
BART - WHADDYA WANT - BARNEY BEING SHOT, HOMER LAU   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 5884 0:11
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
HEY, ARE YOU PONDERING....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 5550 0:03
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
MONTY PYTHON LONG GOODBYE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 11599 0:07
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
NO STEM, NO SEED....BAD ASS WEED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 5805 0:10
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
OH SHIT I DO SMOKE AND DRINK!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 7203 0:11
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
DISCUSSION ABOUT ORAL SEX   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13074 0:20
   $3.95 (A) or $3.95 (B)  
I'M OUTA HERE ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 12949 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
BIG F____ QUEUE, I LOVE....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 8187 0:05
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
TONIGHT'S TOPIC IS MARIJUANA ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 11883 0:05
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
MACARENA EATS LEAD   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 11769 0:22
   $3.95 (A) or $3.95 (B)  
HERE'S MY PLAN. FIRST I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 8727 0:23
   $4.95 (A) or $4.95 (B)  
WHEW! SOMEBODY DONE BEEN TO THE WALMART!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 15792 0:04
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
BAD BOYS SONG WITH DOOR BELL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 5782 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
DO I SMELL A NEWBIE?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 12503 0:07
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH LASER BY STAR TREK   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 5872 0:34
   $6.95 (A) or $6.95 (B)  
DANA CARVEY: YOU CANNOT LIGHT A PORCUPINE....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 7470 0:07
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT NOT!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 3846 0:05
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
DONALD DUCK VOICE - OH MY.... WITH CHAINSAW SOUND   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 3971 0:10
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
BUGS BUNNY SINGING AND BEING SLAPPED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 3730 0:07
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
BARNEY THEME...WITH GUNSHOTS AND CHEERING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 3714 0:26
   $4.95 (A) or $4.95 (B)  
SHIT, I HAVEN'T HAD COFFEE YET....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 3829 0:04
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 3675 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
SOMETHING CAME OUT OF YOUR BUTT....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 3748 0:05
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
HEY, KIDS....BOOGERS...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 2818 0:36
   $6.95 (A) or $6.95 (B)  
MY WIFE AND I HAVE 5 CHILDREN....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 2824 4:22
   $14.95 (A) or $14.95 (B)  
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Jokes, funny lines, skits


sound effect library,
downloadable sound effects,
royalty free effects,
wav mp3,
aiff audio,
wav sounds effects,
news sound effects,
sound effects and overdramatics,
ambience sound effects,
hollywood sound effects,
sound effects search,
foley,
theme wav files,
wav cool,
sounds,
sfx sound effects,
game sound effects,
wav audio sounds,
efectos sonidos,
archive sounds,
Jokes, funny lines, skits