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HYSTERICAL WAKE UP ALARM - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Hysterical tense voice urging you to wake up so you don't lose your job, miss the bus, etc. RING TONE. Voiceover and original music ("Soap Opera Suspense chords" and "Suspense Bits 2") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
314124 0:24   


SEXY INNUENDO RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Sexy Female "This is your cell phone talking to you" Ring Tone. Chock full of innuendos related to picking up and using the phone. Voiceover and original film noir music ("Femme Fatale Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
314129 0:50   


IT'S YOUR MOM RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Mom Calling to nag you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331111 0:29   


PIRATE HELP LINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Pirate Ring Tone Sketch. Press 1 for swabbing decks, 4 if you like wenches, and more options. Voiceover by Eric Nepom; original music ("A Pirate's Life for Me") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
314554 0:33   


POPCORN PISS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4554 0:03   


DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a girl calling her Dad. Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331771 0:28   


IT'S YOUR DAD RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Dad Calling to nag you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331112 0:29   


PSYCHO KILLER HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Psycho Killer Hotline. Voiceover and original music ("Epic Trouble Brewing") by Suzannah Doyle; idea by Nick Pugliese and Suz Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
324696 0:30   


COMIC CUCKOO SOUND - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax Comic Cuckoo mocking, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
289223 0:09   


RING A ZING ZING - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sung/ spoken Ring a Zing Zingy Ring Tone. Male and Female vocals by Suzannah Doyle and John Jarvis; hip hop beats underscoring by Suzannah Doyle. From your friends at Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
314127 0:26   


SELF ESTEEM: I DO NOT SUCK - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ringtone of today's Self Esteem Mantra: I Do Not Suck. Voiceover by Vicki Hannah Lein; original music ("Autumn") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
327785 0:29   


HYPOCHONDRIAC HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Hypochondriac Hotline. Guaranteed to ail what cures you. Voiceover by Lyris Cooper; original music ("Tension Headache") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
326867 0:29   


GOURMET CANNIBAL COOKBOOK - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ad satire for the Gourmet Cannibal Cookbook. Voiceover and original music ("Never in a Million Years") by Michael Warner; script by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
322195 0:30   


RING RING JOKES 1 - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of "Ring Ring" jokes, a take off of "Knock Knock" jokes. Voiceover and original music "Scoundrels" by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
327066 0:30   


HEY MOM, IT'S YOUR BOY - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a boy calling his Mom! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331670 0:29   


HELLO? HELLO? HELLO! - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Hello? Hello? Hello? Multiple voices saying "Hello" in a questioning way, underscored with drumbeats. Voiceovers by John Jarvis, Suzannah Doyle and Lyris Cooper. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
454344 0:29   


CAVEMAN CELLPHONE RING - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of cavemen singing about Cellphone ringing. Oog. Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script & music ("Oog Play By Ear") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
414558 0:36   


IT'S YOUR BIG SISTER RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Big Sister Calling to annoy you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331114 0:28   


ARE WE THERE YET? PARODY - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of a pesky kid asking their mom if she's answered the cell phone yet ala "Are We There Yet?". Script by Suzannah Doyle and Michael Warner; voiceover and original music ("Tag! You're It") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
317009 0:24   


SAY, DOLLFACE, PICK UP THE PHONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre 1930s Gangster slang (ala James Cagney) Ring Tone encouraging his "dollface" girlfriend to pick up the phone. John Jarvis, voiceover; original film noir music ("Courtroom Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
314128 0:48   


MOMMA'S LITTLE GIRL - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a boy calling his Mom! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331678 0:29   


RING RING JOKES 3 - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of still more "Ring Ring" jokes, a take off of "Knock Knock" jokes. Voiceover and original music "Scoundrels" by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
327068 0:30   


RINGIE DINGIE - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Ever see the Lily Tomlin telephone operator routine? This is one mutated version of it. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
343565 0:32   


THIS CELL PHONE HAS BEEN STOLEN - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters We think the title speaks for itself. Check it out and see. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
340195 0:30   


GIRL CRYING_SHUT UP!! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Comedy Girl crying then man's voice  shouts - "shut up", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359005 0:05   


JESUS PHONE MSG MOTHER CALLING - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the message Jesus' mom leaves on his phone machine. Voiceovers and original music ("Heaven") by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318646 0:30   


YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338418 0:29   


WE ARE THE BORG - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters We are Borg, but we're not boring! A parody of one of our favorite Star Trek-The Next Generation entries. Locutus of Borg! (We think Picard should have stayed Borg and run the Enterprise that way.), Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338416 0:29   


IT'S YOUR BIG BROTHER RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Big Brother Calling to annoy you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331113 0:29   


THIS IS THE CAT - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of the Cat calling to remind you that you forgot to let him out. Voiceover and original music ("Hitchcockish") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
322629 0:30   


WELL RING ALREADY - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters So answer it, you dumb human! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338417 0:29   


CREDITOR CALLING - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Suppose your cell phone was your personal servant and a creditor was calling you? What would your cell phone say? Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
336943 0:30   


MALE: THREE BLIND MICE; SEE HOW THEY RUN. WERE T - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3369 0:06   


PHAROAH AWAKES - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of the Pharoah Awakening. Why did he wake up? Voiceover, script & music ("Pharoah") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
332858 0:30   


A CROCK & BULLWINKLE STORY - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters This is what you've always wanted to hear from from Rocky and Bullwinkle but they could never broadcast anything like this, at least not during the original 1960s TV series! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
352158 0:30   


DON'T WORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters She thinks she's making you feel better by saying that. This is a great laugh for your friends to hear...unless you're afraid they'll think it's a real call from your real girlfriend! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338412 0:29   


HEY DAD, IT'S YOUR SON - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a boy calling his Dad. Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331773 0:29   


I CAN FEEL ME VIBRATING - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre What the sexy male cell phone is thinking before you pick it up. Voiceover and script by Eric Nepom; music ("Femme Fatale Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
350928 0:29   


DEADBEAT - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters What does your x-wife call you when she dials your number? Play this one and find out. Well, you could look at the title but you gotta hear this one. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
337036 0:29   


IS THAT A CELL PHONE IN YOUR POCKET - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Well, as a matter of fact, it is. Or is it. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
343549 0:30   


PARANOID PERSON'S SOCIETY - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone - Paranoid person "reassuring" the cell phone user that the cell phone user doesn't need to be paranoid. Voiceovers by Suzannah Doyle and John Jarvis. With accenting sound effects. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
314139 0:27   


LUKE, I LIED - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters So, Vader lied about being Luke's father. This is where you can finally learn the actual truth. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338414 0:30   


KID STUFF - 01 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338413 0:29   


KID STUFF - 02 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
340197 0:30   


JACK SPARROW RINGTONE ACCORD - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Has Captain Jack Sparrow reached an accord with his cell phone caller? And what about the rum? Voiceover & script by Gregory Crawford; original music ("A Pirate's Life for Me") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
362622 0:29   


KID STUFF - 03 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
343552 0:30   


SOAP OPERA HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of a soap opera parody, complete with 1950s style soap opera drama chords on organ. Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suzannah Doyle. Music ("Soap Opera Drama Chords") by Suzannah Doyle, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
330595 1:01   


CHICKEN: OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of the Chicken calling about Getting to the Other Side of the Road. Voiceover and original music ("Country Filler") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
322199 0:29   


OFFICES OF GOD - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Sketch of a message from the Offices of God. Voiceover, script, and music ("Angelic Hootenanny") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
332926 0:29   


HOCKEY MEN WHO KNIT - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of macho hockey players post-game revelry -- which includes knitting! Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbie, Rylan Doyle, Bryce Hanson and Suzannah Doyle; original music ("NaNaNaNa/We Win") by Steve Soucy. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
322019 0:29   



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